Rashan

I was looking so forward to this and was kinda disappointed. It looked great tho

I saw this lady talking about books on IG and told my wife “her Afro says white husband” and sure enough… 😂

The Lady in my Life is a phenomenal song to listen to under the influence of THC.

Hi, my name is Rashan. I’m 51 years old and I just realized that I have no idea what conditioner is supposed to do for your hair? Do I use it? for sure! Do I know why? Nope Did I google it? Not yet.

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I hate when I catch myself doing something that my wife says that I do. I really did just leave the top off the peanut butter, the jelly, the raisins and left three cabinets open. Heavy sigh

That is so wrong. I was 36 😂

I recently switched back to Apple Music and they think it’s ok to play Kem and it is decidedly not okay to play Kem.

I love that my timeline is always lusting after age appropriate women. Your Regina Halls, and Alexis Fields and Sanaa and Nia. Ain’t no Epstein ish on #BlackSkyOver40

2520s (look at the alphabet)

I wish I could mute Stephen A Smith on the ESPN app. I never care what he has to say about ANYTHING.

Does Tyler the Creator know he’s supposed to be in 1952 in Marty Supreme?

Your favorite artist doesn’t have media training and does arena tours instead of stadiums. He’s not gonna do the half time show. Just wrap those dreams up.

“Africa? That’s far” - Belly
“Brothers don’t shake hands. Brothers gotta hug” - Tommy Boy
“I won.. give me my moneeeeey!!!”- Friday
“THIS NIGGA SCARED!l - Juice

Common talking… ruined the #SuperBowl

That defense is nasty!

Boy Collingsworth talked Drake into that with the instant glaze after 3 good plays.

Why Vrabel ain’t go for 2?

I’m such a crotchety old man watching these commercials. I’m so annoyed by the AI and these smug young faces 😂 #SuperBowl

Every other commercial uses a s song or star from the 90s #SuperBowl

This set design is amazing. #SuperBowl

Gonzalez is so good! #SuperBowl

They had Kenneth Walker looking like Tommy from Martin staring at the Lombardi trophy #SuperBowl

I don’t usually like Spielberg movies but I’ll totally check that new one out when it comes to streaming. #SuperBowl

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Do #yall have a bottle of champagne or something for when it finally happens?

I hate when movies have no Black people or other people of color… but it’s even worse when it’s directed by a non white. Put some of your people in the movies

I be like these movies need more Black actors but then it’s A$AP Rocky and I be like “never mind”

Why the hell I wait so long to mute “bald”? Coulda saved myself weeks of this

I cleaned the hell outta my kitchen a few hours ago and now my wife is cooking and putting that hell right back.

This Lil' Game We Play

Spotify says Gerald Levert wrote this and I’m just finding out this info

open.spotify.com/track/5NJj9o...