Me

marx rotating in his grave like a rotisserie chicken upon the utterance of the phrase "marxist pope"

16 tons covers when

Or maybe even some dialog with the WPEA, the union he refuses to bargain with because he doesn't actually care about higher education

*get

If possible, look to see if the schools hes applying to have a trio program.

Its for first gen higher education students, they can help walk him through everything from fafsa to learning how to getting the most out of his college career

Why am i feeling empathy for a computer program?

Too bad the state isnt generous in paying the people who keep higher education functioning.

Why did you fund everyone but the WPEA? Are schools supposed to be able to function without staff?

This would go so hard as an album cover

happy bruno mars staring at pete wentz day to all who celebrate

That was me two weeks ago

every republican politician after they control the entire government and destroy the world becomes this person

four panel black and white cartoon comic of an owner (the artist) talking to their cat. in the first panel the owner holds a bowl of cereal. the cat says "is for rosemary?" and the owner says "no." in the second panel, the owner is holding a sandwich. the cat says "is for rosemary?" and the owner says "no." in the third panel, the owner has a cup of cat food ready to pour into the cat's bowl. the owner says "this is for rosemary". in the last panel, a close up of the cat saying "no"

is for rosemary?

My reaction when people act surprised that a weekend Fox News host isn’t qualified to run the Pentagon.

Khajiit has Woke if you have the coin

No idea who Noah Kahan is, but i do know who Hozier is, time to search for context

After seeing perhaps 3 Atlantic #BlanketOctopus over the past decade, last Monday, 6 individuals made appearances
It will never touch the sea floor. Instead, it remains #pelagic and nomadically drifts throughout the open #ocean forever.
#gug #chrisgug #gugunderwater #blackwater

I just thought this was a funny coincidence

Ooo, neat! Dod your growth plates not fuse or something like that?

Nancy has never been more relatable

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER OH, DEAR -- I BETTER GET STARTED ON MY HOMEWORK RADIO PROGRAM- - - SCIENTISTS ARE NOW WORKING ON A NEW SUPER-ATOM BOMB--- 2000 TIMES MORE DESTRUCTIVE- - - ( NANCY THINKS ABOUT THE ATOM BOMB, AND THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH) SOMEHOW THAT HOMEWORK DOESN'T SEEM VERY IMPORTANT

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15,1947

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Please, for the love of god, if he's an egg we need that shell to never crack. We already have one Caitlin jenner

You know you can honor vets and the state union at the same time, right? Esspecially considering how many vets are part of that union.

A #ladybug preparing for takeoff
They can eat up to 5,000 aphids in their lifetime, making them natural pest controllers!
In some cultures they’re associated with luck

It has to be some kind of humiliation kink, right?

There's no other explanation for why he keeps doing this shit to himself

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.