Stedebonnetteach

conversation between ed and stede stede: i love you ed: you probably say that to everyone stede: yessss😭 ed: what do you mean yes?? stede: i do tell everyone that i love you

stede "i will bend you over this railing right now" bonnet and ed "can we take this slow?" teach are canon and my favorite flavor of them tbqh

I eat an ungodly amount of those in a week

About to get my period amy minute and I need everyone to fuck off with their noise, presence and problems.

Don’t make me come over there… 👹

I do like some e old school tropes, but currently reading a fic where a single misunderstanding has been dragged out for 100k and it's just overstretched.

There's a lot I like about my fat body. If society let me, I might even love it.

It's so quiet here lately, either bsky isn't working right, people are busy, or my posts are awful.

Edward Peachy Teachy

3 helpings of this please 🤌

💯

In OFMD, everyone fucks.

Ed: Wanna have intercourse?

Stede: Intercourse? What are you, a robot?

Ed: Oh sorry, “making love”. I forget you’re all fancy -

Stede: I’m gonna fuck you

Ed: Oh.

oh, ed 😮‍💨 hey, umm 🥺
can you come with 👉👈

you know what I love it in fics when Stede is a big perv that's the stuff

Digital sketch of a young ofmd Ed teach, head and shoulders, his hair is down and he’s looking to the right

young Ed doodle

I love making Ed call Stede 'pretty boy'

I'm giggling at the way Ed staring, as if he's never seen anything like it in his life and still can't figure out why so hot😆

Stede Bonnet thinks cocksure describes someone with a big dick.

Anything Backstreet Boys

stede called himself a terrible pirate and ed basically went “hey cutie, I SAVED YOU, so you must be doing pretty great 😘”

cartoon of two hearts on top of a mountain. one says i love hiking and the other says I love the m&ms in trailer mix

stede bonnet and edward teach in our flag means death season one episode seven

Who had a problem!?

"Are you really still talking about OFMD?" Bitch, I'm reading Gentlebeard omegaverse in the dentist waiting room.

Loved it!

I've got the worst headache and neck strain, but I agreed to meet a friend for dinner 😞

Ed works from home on a lot of zoom calls. Nearly every call he ends up having to rush out of the chair as his dog Jack gets into the trash or rubs his ass on the couch or has something weird in his mouth.

Christmas party time and everyone finds out that Jack isn't a dog, Jack is his boyfriend.

Pleaaseeeee