Stedebonnetteach

Shopping on the high street is impossible as a plus size, the L is like a 14.

I think Stede has some kind of tit alarm. You touch his tit, bam he's awake.

Was supposed to be seeing a drag show tonight, but I've got a headache, and I'm overstimulated, so heading home. The joys of being solo.

a digital drawing of rhys darby, dan schreiber, and leon “buttons” kirkbeck sitting at a desk made out of a box that says “the cryptid factor” on the front. the desk is on top of the world and above them are two aliens in a flying saucer looking down at them confused

maybe the cryptids were the friends we made along the way

Kids climbing, standing on the seats on the train. Some parents will do anything but parent.

In the UK, she's known for a few songs and terrible primark collabs.

I pray this is used in lots of modern AUs 🙏

I need Ed to bite Stede's butt in season 3.

I'm a fan and it's what I want.

#ofmd

No wonder Stede ran gaily to get him back on board.

Four coloured sketches of Stede walking and lounging about the ship in several outfits. First sketch: Stede's wearing a pastel yellow vest and breeches over a silky blouse with a ruffled collar and matching stockings, with a pair of cream coloured heels with matching yellow ribbons. He's posing a leg in front of the other, right arm gesturing as he speaks and smiles down at his shoes. Second sketch: Stede's walking towards the right of the composition, right leg in a wide step forward and arm swinging back, holding a nightshirt drapped over his left arm. He wears a burnt orange vest with gold detailing of planets and stars and a matching pair of heels with ruffled pansy flower clips decorating their front. His silk shirt is open down to the vest and his breeches are a pastel orange Third sketch: Stede, smiling off to the side, is reaching behind himself to set down a saucer, left hand holding the matching cut in front of him. His shirt is wide open over his shoulders, showing off his chest. He has minty green breeches with an ocre silk scarf tied around the waistband, and a pair of dark teal blue tall boots with light waves stitched into it and golden cuffs. Fourth sketch: Stede is lounging back as if on his chaise longue, head layed back and a flirty look on his face, dressed in just a ruffled silk shirt falling over over his shoulders and down to the top of his belly. The shirt end falls over the top of his thighs, showing a small gap between it and the top of his long lavender stockings, that are fastened above his knee with salmon coloured ribbons.

🫧✨ captain's silks, frills and little heels ✨🫧

or Leggy Stede
#ofmdfanart #ofmd

the fit, the hair

LET RHYS DARBY DO MORE YEARNING!! Let him smooch let him pine let him love all the genders bc he’s very good at the loving action, give him more romance!

why do you think he wears the chain...

Just took me 1 hour to complete a job app, every single website is different and wants different things.

shirts optional

Scarlet, cherry or burgundy?

flood 😏

Sacrilege!

With just a little bit of bitability, but also the ability to rest your head there, and forget about the world for a bit?

golden glowy hair and silver chest hairs 👌

the NAKED, FRECKLED shoulders!?

how dare he talk about costa rica, then post thirst traps.

That scritchy scratchy silver stubble 🚒⛲

he KNOWS what he is doing right?!

EXCUSE FUCKING ME.

Ed and Stede are laying in bed watching 90s music videos on Ed's phone, talking about the grocery list. Stede can smell that Ed swiped on Stede's deodorant before bed. Ed keeps doing a pleased little shimmy because Stede's wearing one of Ed's shirts. They're in love your honor. They kiss about it.

A digital drawing of Edward Teach leaning in front of a bar, with a lit cigarette in his hand. He’s wearing a black cowboy hat, a black tank top, Stede’s black tie, dark wash jeans, and a belt with a large buckle. He’s pointing off frame with the hand with the cigarette in it.

You know, I recall somebody saying, “There ain’t no cowboys left.”

But they ain’t met me and they ain’t met you, Bonnet.

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

Ed: Did you expect me to melt back into your arms as soon as you pop your fucking head up?
Ed 5 minutes later: Yes, I'd love to stay on the ship with you one more night 🥹

I wouldn't wait up for him tbh