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We’ll nitpick the motor assist classification on a 35 kg e-bike like it’s a moral crisis, yet 4-ton trucks roam our cities without anyone batting an eye.

Apparently the danger is bikes on sidewalks. Not cars flipping into poles. No, definitely the bikes.

Have u ever wanted to see Starlight Express, but somehow even more gay? Come to the Reboot Gala and show support for queer art and you probably still won’t see Starlight Express but somehow even more gay, but you’ll be supporting other amazing queer shows! Do it! Come schmooze and support queer art!

a woman is wearing a pair of glasses with a purple light coming out of them . ALT: a woman is wearing a pair of glasses with a purple light coming out of them .

Xanadu is 45 years old today
👁️🛼👁️

Omfg. The homopobia of this notification. How DARE!! Not my wine bar 👁️👄👁️

i just clicked "Interested"

jicama is undefeated. Great in salads, any random dish, or just fkn go balls to the wall and eat it like a apple. I fkn love jicama

Google knows. 🤔

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

Happy August 8th to all whomst celebrate!

comment from reddit "The leopards are going to need ozempic at this rate"

Trump Burger owner faces deportation after ICE arrest in Houston Roland Mehrez Beainy, owner of Trump Burger in Houston, is facing deportation after overstaying his non-immigrant visitor visa, which expired on February 12, 2024.

something about leopards and faces, and selling faceburgers to leopards

A Gaggle of Goldbricks Our White House press corps doesn’t meet the moment. Plus: A teenage math prodigy, a deep dive into LA’s housing crisis, and a one-time-only print edition for Texas flood victims.

Uninformed, cynical and supine: The utter futility of our press gaggles.

My latest via @columjournreview.bsky.social

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That's strange...the press know exactly how to act whenever there's a Democrat in the White House. 🤔

PoGo pls 😵😭

Rough day!

Odd, how South Park is covering Kristi Noem and her ICE hooligans more accurately than The New York Times.

Imagine the press's response if Joe Biden had responded with this, word-for-word.

Seattle friendz! Do you like musicals? Do you like queer musicals???
Reboot Theatre is throwing their first ever gala to celebrate their 10th anniversary!
Get ur tix and come support lgbtq+ art!

reboottheatre.org/gala-9-18-25

ICE Barbie Lashes Out at ‘South Park’ After It Tore Her Apart Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem made her criticism despite saying that she hasn’t watched the show.

So woke of her. I thought fuck them if they can’t take a joke was their motto: "ICE Barbie Lashes Out at ‘South Park’ After It Tore Her Apart" www.thedailybeast.com//petty-ice-b...

The existence of LLMs has utterly fried the brains of many on this app.

Awwh! Look at that snugglebabeee 🥰

Republicans sure are pulling out all the stops to wield the government against Texas Democrats. Warrants, FBI, court processes. Not a second wasted. Goes to show that if they *wanted* to bring Epstein's clients to justice, they could. They just don't want to.

So...crickets from MSM when Texas started this bullshit, but now that blue states are planning to counter, it's all "war".
Blue states must do everything possible to defend democracy!! Independent redistricting must be NATION WIDE, or it is unjust and unfair to voters.

Sleepy snuggle cat bears

Lil baby sleeper snugglebutts

Cuddlebear snugglecat tootsiebootsie bebe beans

It should be illegal for a soft lil monster to be this sweet and make such cute purr sounds 🥹🥰

34th Street sidewalks are a LOT wider than Denny Way sidewalks.

It’s about fairness in women’s sports.

I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far

Chatty G 5 is having a great launch 😅😂😂