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National Beef Council Debuts New ‘You’re Supposed To Feel Like That’ Campaign

National Beef Council Debuts New ‘You’re Supposed To Feel Like That’ Campaign https://theonion.com/national-beef-council-debuts-new-youre-supposed-to-feel-like-that-campaign/

the opposite happens with sm64

Halo meme

i got a sky blue n64 + oem + hori set for cheap the other day. hori clear component cables too. photos tomorrow)

Pencil drawing of two crows in a tree with heavy snow fall. One crow is pulling a PRIVATE PROPERTY sign off of the tree. The crows are now on the snowy ground. One says "Hold on tight!" the other replies "To what?" looking down at the sign it is standing on. The first crow pushed the second and it slides down a hill screaming AAAAAHHHH. Perspective from between the legs of the crow going down the hill. Snow streams by as it continues to scream AAAAAAHHHHHHHH. The first crow watches from the top of the hill as the second screams "I'll never forgive youuuuuuu". The second crow's scream continues "uuuuu–oh I've stopped. That was thrilling!" It is covered in snow, face is plastered with the stuff. In the distance at the top of the hill, the first crow is crying "my turn! my turn!"

Hold On Tight

Study Finds 100% Of Relationships Last Forever

Study Finds 100% Of Relationships Last Forever https://theonion.com/study-finds-100-of-relationships-last-forever-1849744218/

An illustration depicting the RVA-818 X-LAY starfighter firing a volley of homing lasers at the enemy Con-Human fleet in near Earth orbit. A portrait of the pilot, F-04, takes up the upper right half of the illustration. She has a determined look on her face, with a targeting reticle superimposed over her right eye. Based on a moment from the second stage of RayForce, titled 'The Gravity of Blue Side'. The plot of the game revolves around a last ditch attempt to fight back against Con-Human, a rogue planetary management AI that that took over the Earth and began replacing organic life with synthetic in a twisted attempt to fulfill its directive to 'preserve humanity'. Originally illustrated as a contribution to the Taito fanbook 'Taitronica'.

RayForce (aka Layer Section aka Galactic Attack aka Gunlock) is one of my favorite games of all time, and also a cautionary tale about ceding decision making to AI.

makeshift staircase and platform with two actors wearing motion capture gear (one on the staircase, the other at the bottom of the staircase).

silent hill 2 (special 2 disc set), 'the making of silent hill 2' dvd, still, ps2 (2001) www.mobygames.com/game/138259/...

IG post by laistofficial Traffic fatalities outpace homicides: While data from police indicate that 2025 is the second consecutive year that traffic fatalities have decreased, the number of people killed in collisions continues to outpace homicides in the city. (in text below: according to Los Angeles Police Department data)

this is wild

you can

“notice how im not asking for the run” lmao

cars may kill a lot of people everyday but at least they are also very expensive and insanely inefficient means of getting around

Over an article saying that Mamdani will be raising minimum wage for grocery delivery apps in NYC someone comments with a facepalm emoji and says "So if you have ADHD and live in a food desert... you should just... starve. Got it."

Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

Mario 64 - Inside the Pyramid

Mario 64 - Inside the Igloo

my mum is bipolar and she also goes through a deeply antisemitic phase for over a year when she becomes manic

A heavily-edited image of a Nintendo Switch with a red and grey joycon. The screen is very small and vertically oriented. Instead of the left stick there is an induction coil. In the screen there is an illustration of Mario saying "I'm your friend, Mario! Push your thumb into the induction coil to start!"

this is one of my favorite images. why is the screen so narrow? why is that the earthbound text box? why would mario do this to you? so many questions.

digital art. a green horse giving a side eye with a mischievous look on their face

horse but green this time #art

digital art. a red horse giving a side eye with a mischievous look on their face

horse but red this time #art

digital art. a blue horse giving a side eye with a mischievous look on their face

horse but blue this time #art

Brian overlooking the water with a 24 pack of Busch Light Apple and the text "Fuck it's now???? What's next? Later? I can't do it anymore"

A Foggy Drive - Michael Boehl, American, b. 1972, oil on panel

no other choice ruled

hugs to both of you. we’re here for you

Super Mario 64

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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An ICE agent is performing immigration enforcement on a sinister little old lady. Shadow: Look! There’s another one! Agent: I’m deporting you to hell for the crime of not getting out your passport fast enough! Chug is looking at the alien parasite detector. Chug: This one’s human. He’s NOT infected by an alien parasite. Shadow: Got it! Peaceful protest only! Shadow and Chug are holding signs. Shadow’s sign says “ABOLISH certain excesses associated with ICE!” Chug’s sign says “Reduce ICE budget 5% NOW!” Shadow: Sorry sir, but we protest what you’re doing. Chug: If you choose to continue, please understand that we disapprove.