Ira Remsen's Ghost

Apparently the ballroom budget has ballooned to $300M. He is siphoning off so much cash, I fucking guarantee it

Thank you, national guard, for getting rid of all the crime in DC (except my car getting stolen at some point in the past 60 hours)

Man who faked his death and fled to U.K. sentenced for Utah rape A Utah judge on Monday sentenced a man who appeared to fake his death and flee the United States to avoid arrest on rape charges to anywhere from five years to life in prison.

@piatpod.bsky.social Guess an update episode is in order?
www.nbcmiami.com/news/nationa...

Just woke up from a dream where someone spoiled the new season of Hazbin Hotel, and one of the spoilers was that Wile E. Coyote fucked Meowth all the way down to the ninth circle of hell

Thank you! Use hydrogen instead. It's far more plentiful, and way more fun!

@maryltrump.bsky.social I've read your book to your uncle over a 1500W loudspeaker in lafayette square twice in the last week, can I get a bag, or permission to sell a recording of it as an audiobook?

I need a compilation of clips of Stephen Colbert and/or Jimmy Kimmel saying mean things about Trump.
I've recently taken to noise protests outside the white house, and I'm focusing on things that will specifically upset him to play over my 1500W loudspeaker.
Anyone got any playlists for me?

@piatpod.bsky.social If y'all venmo me $200 I'll play the Frank Bourassa episode of Citation Needed on a 1500W loudspeaker for the Secret Service police outside the white house RIGHT NOW

Someone needs to introduce him to balatro

That's when you have fish with them

My Irish uncle, who married into my very catholic family, is extra catholic for that family, and is closeted gay. A couple decades ago, he ran up like a $900 phone bill on a gay sex hotline.

He plans to test their "warrior ethos" by making each of them swear an oath to blow into his car's breathalyzer interlock for him whenever he asks them to

An actual measured, bold, and empathetic take from the guy I followed for his smooth brain takes after his name came up in a weird dream I had?

Unfollowed.

(Not really, I'm very happy to see you taking this stance; keep it up, Will!)

There is one hard and fast rule when it comes to copyright infringement. You don't fuck with mice. Mickey and Pikachu are off limits. Were they pissed that Disney pushed back on the Kimmel thing so they decided to poke the 'Chu instead? Did they think famously litigious Nintendo WON'T sue them?

Jessie and James's raw physical ability is impressive. They managed to dig out of prison pretty quickly

WAIT, is the rest of the run available anywhere?

The cop falling for lies told by criminals framing innocents? Color me surprised

Like the tension was actually strong when they're trying to dodge B&C

This is a decidedly more high stakes and legitimately scarier interaction than when Ash and the Gang are just dealing with J&J

Oh my god, I just realized Butch Cassidy and Jesse James are famous criminals and the obvious inspirations for the Team Rocket squads

Seems weird to advertise free food and then announce that your policy is free food for Psyduck wielders as though it were a priori

Free buffet? That's like the most obvious trap to ever trap

Also, is that Butch and Cassidy from the later anime season Rockets?

The breeding center is like a pokemon spa

... one with a very happy ending

Apparently Alvin and the Chipmunks exists in the anime canon as well, per Meowth's complaints

It's always jarring how comfortable they are with showing guns in the OG pokemon anime

The fact that Giovanni hasn't fired Jessie and James is a weirdly strong testament to how robust Japanese labor laws are

She's literally roofying him what the actual fuck

Yet another writer's barely disguised fetish with this dungeon

Wait is James supposed to marry his sister? She just called James's mom "mother"

This doctor has floated using superglue to treat a fracture, a broken horn, and several teeth