Elias

Two small, cartoonish toys with cute eyes. On the left is a red lobster with white dots specked across it's claws and body. On the right is a light and dark brown tarantula.

To the right: small red and white spotted lobster toy posed to stand on a claw and curled over a bit. To the left: small light and dark brown tarantula posed to sit on it's hind legs and look up.

Behold- 🦞🕷️

the thought of mermen make me go 😏😏 with the long hair and feminine tails. im also gay.

That's not a usual compliment or observation people say. 🙀

Three separate, gorgeous women told me I smelled nice...

I like to smell like a whore and the ladies tell me that's a smell they adore.

I died already and some traveling necromancer brought me back but instead of brains or human flesh I crave inedible objects. ◉⁠‿⁠◉

I wanted to crunch down on a glass bead so badly. Just let me eat glass and be fine pleaseee!

List of inedible things I've eaten this week:
Sawdust
Grass
Packing peanut
Paper
Pencil shavings
String

this user is full of love and microplastics

Fr though, it's like a little buddy to make sure you eat your veggies and fruits cause they're just on hand anyways.

Don't get a snail. You'll have to nourish yourself with veggies too. 🙀 /J

I'm impatient for my weighted blanket to dry, @irlhajime.bsky.social you should be able to lay over me instead.

I'll be expecting a 10 page essay explanation. 🫡

*Gasp!* Can I?! Really?!? (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Screenshot of a discord status. It's from Wyatt and it says "throw up in my mouth elias"

Haha- so silly... (SAVE ME!! PLEASE!!!)

everyone get more gay now!!!!!!!!!!

Gimme my bulky babes back. 🙏

Forgot about this other pair I have. They're nice but I don't really like the feel, the heel is smaller, they don't give as much traction and they don't have laces that I can decorate with beads.

Me: Come on, please! We can make it through this, we can make you better, you gotta hang on for me!
The boots I've worn almost daily for the last 3 years and have gotten huge cracks through the soles: Please, just let me go! 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

And you got it from me. 😼

I had to, I just couldn't keep it a secret anymore. 🤭

I know what you are. 🫵

Bro with the arcade games and tech can info dump for hours, it's beautiful.

One has a huge collection of cat stuff and m&m merch, one has a collection of arcade games and electronics, one is obsessed with skulls, miniatures and dreamcatchers, and idk about the fourth one cause we only see each other every couple of years but I suspect.

I could confidently look at two, maybe three or four members of my family and go "autism🫵" but you mean to tell me I couldn't look in the mirror and do that?

All that and I was just a tiny tater tot.

God damn... Found some papers and they got me thinking about the shit my parents did, like that is not fr but it was and it's like some shit out of a book.
An affair on the job? Political career? Stalking? Blackmail? Drugs? Attempted murder?

@irlhajime.bsky.social 😸

They had a whole computer game to go with them. 🙀👾