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Lapis O. Aetharia

@lapis-a.bsky.social

A dumbass that steals your memes and sees the world with a lack of whimsy. P.S. I see this a lot in posts, so here. Age: 22.

43 Followers  |  21 Following  |  400 Posts  |  Joined: 23.02.2025  |  2.16

Latest posts by lapis-a.bsky.social on Bluesky

The Princess Bride
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Spaceballs: The Movie

Not a film, but...
Star Trek: TNG
Cmdr. Riker's character arc with Dianna Troi
Capt. Picard's character arc with Dr. Crusher

Star Wars (og trilogy and clone wars series)

Big Bang Theory

I can go into detail if needed

03.11.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Considering my logic is flawed in the image, yes.

But I still stand by my conclusion: soup is very good for you.

02.11.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Granted, my argument is flawed... but I dare you to make a sandwich, salad, and a soup using the same ingredients.

01.11.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wrong Lapis, but alright.

01.11.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have had soup... I just don't agree with the "soup sucks ass" post.

01.11.2025 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... what in the fuck?

I still stand by this: soups are very good for you.

01.11.2025 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, but the whimsy has been lost during shipping. You may file a complaint in 1-2 business months, and receive a reply whenever we decide to clear out our complaints box.

Thank you!

01.11.2025 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where's the downside? There's always a downside, where is it. Is it murder? Do we have to commit murder? Ah damn...

Small price to pay, what else is there for the downside of this plan?

01.11.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It removes the billionaires, but it also kills the stock market. Do you push the bu-

Everyone pushed the button.
Everyone will push the button.
Everyone will become happy.

The only ones who will suffer are the rich, but they will be gone.

Do it. Push the button.

01.11.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spooky time

I welcome all with open arms as I do with the newest of moons...

Unless you're fascists. Then I will welcome you with flying rocks, wooden stakes, and hidden beartraps.

30.10.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...
Hey Johnny, play that one about falling down the stairs!

*rapid thudding*

*piano key slam*

I love it!

30.10.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a man 's face with his hand under his chin ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his hand under his chin
30.10.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

remove the lyrics, and slow it down... you have a potential soundtrack for a winter holiday horror movie

29.10.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, I cast yoink.

Your whimsy is mine now, you can have it back in 2-3 business months.

28.10.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OI

Gimme ya fucken whimsy, ya whimsical prick.

27.10.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a 3-hour long movie of this exact thing.

27.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a cropped screenshot of a user's page, the individual who took the screenshot has been blocked for an unknown reason. it has also been cropped to hide the identity of the blocker.

a cropped screenshot of a user's page, the individual who took the screenshot has been blocked for an unknown reason. it has also been cropped to hide the identity of the blocker.

I made one comment about how different people can have the same idea... did I find one of the pettiest people on Bluesky?

also, this behavior is typical of people who spread misinformation, and/or who actively hide the truth.

the same person is also selling art of copyrighted material... yikes.

24.10.2025 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you do know that different people can have the same idea, right? it's obvious throughout history, and EXTREMELY obvious in artwork across the entire internet. sketch a blank pose with generic features, then look it up, you'll find possibly HUNDREDS of identical poses.

23.10.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot about salads, but they share the same reason as sandwiches: they are made of the same ingredients

22.10.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Broth is made by making ingredients release their flavour in water or some other liquid medium.

Coffee beans and tea leaves are ingredients.

Both are added to a liquid medium to release their flavour.

Soups and sandwiches can be made of the same ingredients.

22.10.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Garfield The Cat.
I'd then ask for an additional 500 nuggets, and half the time.

20.10.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a trouble-maker of the worst sort.. he does have good pipe tobacco though, and he makes impressive fireworks.. BUT he's still a trouble-maker of the worst kind.
Making me want to go on an adventure, taking me to lands and waters to fight dragons and giant spiders... rotten trouble-maker, he is.

20.10.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

P.S.

I dare you to share that with your family. You are guaranteed to make at least one of them upset.

20.10.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they don't have it because a lot of things can be classified as soup. Coffee and tea can be considered broth using the same logic. Salad is a dry soup. And sandwiches are just another form of soup.

Also, soups are very good for you, especially chicken noodle.

20.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

......
Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

18.10.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One million.
Why?
I can buy....
TWO CHEESE WHEELS.

18.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One response: you gonna get in or what? We're wasting water here.

13.10.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed, we should be friends.
Can we sit on our porches and smoke pipe tobacco in long-stem pipes while contemplating this year's harvest, maybe discuss local gossip, or talk about the return of that trouble-making firework maker Gandalf The Grey?

13.10.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've told my boss this: as long as they don't play THAT song during my shift, the radio stays intact. They can spam all the damn country music they want, but if I hear a whisper of THAT song during my shift.. that radio's gone.

12.10.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She better stay frozen, or I'm gonna have a very angry email from corporate demanding to know what happened to the company radio

12.10.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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