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It does, I can visualize you washing your hair like a shampoo commercial and it's much better 👍🏻

Not sure I needed the visual of you brainstorming while pooping

They can be in gifs, that's okay 😉

Just so everyone is aware, if employment discrimination becomes legal in America, I'm never interviewing a white man for any role again. 💅🏻

back in L
A., the land of "there's a 25% chance the guy at the airport who looks vaguely like John Krasinski is in fact John Krasinski"

For #tsunami watchers, there's a live cam at Ocean Beach

(my surf report is maybe don't surf rn, idk, not a meteorologist)

www.surfline.com/surf-report/...

If nothing else I've learned BlueSky is a fine replacement for Twitter in an emergency!

The #winningmeme is the cat factory cat. Never the one I expect!

I was against the idea of two movies, not an Ari fan, annoyed as hell by the press tour... but damn, Wicked was AMAZING and two parts was the correct move. 💚

Loving the vibes ✨

Welcome, new people! This was the most recent winning meme.

Here's the winner of the latest meme dump. The loser, a meme about thousand island dressing, has been eliminated

Another kid said Mina's writing was not "professional" because it was comedic, and I immediately showed her your book cover and said MY FRIEND HAS MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WRITING COMEDIALLY LOOK AT THIS CAT IN A SUIT HE STARTED WHEN HE WAS 14 and then I gave that other kid a wedgie.

#winningmeme

The winning meme this time is a classic

us: discussing all of this year's Oscar films. My mom: "I REALLY LIKED TITANIC."

Yesterday's winner:

This round's #winningmeme everyone!

This round's winning meme. Never the one I expect!

This week's winning meme. Bluesky, you only get the best of the best.

I'm sometimes too nervous to read travel confirmation emails in case I got the date wrong so I just ignore them and hope for the best. Why??

And the winner is... 🏆

Checking on the latest batch of memes I posted on Facebook, based on reacts, this was the winner:

CB I Hate Perfume! My favorite scent is At the Beach 1966 but definitely give them a browse. Love your idea!

Co-sign this rating system

Well, this tracks

Is election Twitter here yet? 👀

A young Bob Barker, dressed in a button down shirt And cardigan. His arms are crossed and he's smiling at the camera.

RIP Bob Barker, who got as close to 100 as possible without going over.

SUUUUUCKKKKK ITTTTTTT you fascist assholes 👍

The Twitter/X thing is like when you meet someone and they say something like "Everyone calls me The Serpent." And no one ever has or ever will call them that.