Greg Cypress

I’m really over this whole season.

One of these days I’m gonna get out of my own way and then it’s over for yall

every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make

If I know the song well enough, yeah. But if I try it with a song I don’t know as well as I think I do I’m gonna get a chunk of it stuck on repeat for days.

Where are writers building their audiences these days? Where have they EVER built audiences? I got a degree in this shit and lemme tell you that program did nothing to prepare me for the whole "wrote a story, what now" part of it. And in the near 20 years since then? Haven't figured out SHIT.

Sounds like a symptom more than anything else tbh

Anyway I've been writing again since I got laid off back in December. I'm trying to figure out the whole "build an audience" thing while also half-heartedly applying to more corpo jobs that drain my will to live. I've got a Patreon I never did anything with because nobody knows who I am lol

Oh shit I forgot Bluesky existed for a while lmao

Apropos of nothing, went to get my ear repierced after 15 years. Turns out that bad boy was still open and just needed a lil stretchy stretch

Definitely checking it out

I love your character but also that game sounds INCREDIBLE

You guys I love my cats

Had a dream that I was contracted to write the novelization for the smash hit horror comedy Sister Act 4: The Bad Habit, and man I really wish I could live in that universe.

Why tummy act like onion when I not eat onion

No no you don’t understand he wants it SPICY

*taps the sign*

Here comes a new challenger: Viola the Witch!!!

Here comes a new challenger: Johnny Gear!!!

Here comes a new challenger: Swiss Army Cat!!!

Never trust Human Resources, regardless of how whimsical your realm may be.

Crawling on six blood-colored legs, the minor demon roams the infernal ruins of an execution site, sporting a scorpion's tail and an iron sallet decorated with the visage of its master.

This minor demon, comical and chicken-like in appearance, skull exposed, struts through a barren landscape, serenading its name.

Minor Demons.

#illustration #characterdesign

I know I bill myself as a horror writer but lately I’ve been itchin to write about some kind of loser ass wizard

Does not compute

Koji Shiraishi does not miss

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Had some soup dumplings earlier and I’m still thinkin about them. I struggle to find sufficient words for them. Delectable.

Speaking of how much I hate AI Art, I rlly wish Authors and Publishers would stop using AI images as book covers. Y’all wouldn’t want somebody plagiarizing your work, so why do that to visual artists? Also 9/10 it looks uncanny and weird. PLEASE GO BACK TO COLLABORATING WITH HUMANS! 📚💙

In a world of JK Rowlings, be a KA Applegate.

fuck AI and fuck you if you use it

We need to keep talking about how weird it is for people to think they should have a say in reading choices for anyone's kids but their own. You're not in charge of what other people's children eat or wear or when they go to bed. Why on earth would you get to choose what they read?