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You know what, fuck you (puts kubernetes inside your car)

28.03.2025 07:45 — 👍 50    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more
wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and

03.04.2024 15:16 — 👍 5494    🔁 1939    💬 25    📌 29

Me holding a bottle of red wine. On the label is an image of a jumping wild boar — the same as on the cover of my book, Designing Data-Intensive Applications

Got a bottle of wild boar wine for Christmas! Does the picture on the label seem familiar?

In case you’re wondering, it’s taken from an out-of-copyright book: General Zoology by George Shaw, vol. ii, part 2, page 458, published in 1801. archive.org/details/p2ge...

28.12.2024 19:57 — 👍 326    🔁 16    💬 13    📌 2

I finished this awesome book and had the same wine 2 days ago!

30.12.2024 02:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong

tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

31.05.2024 22:27 — 👍 6786    🔁 2004    💬 67    📌 65