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guy who sees the beauty in everything: wow that's beautiful

look i hate marxist-leninists as much as the next classical marxist, but hearing someone argue that they’re in a cult makes me feel like maybe we aren’t so different after all

wargen i’m dying tell my kids i love them

seeing two genocide-apologists high-fiveing on my timeline is too much for me to bear, I fear

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TikTok comment thread: TheLegend2777 Nothin wrong with it but our Gl tracts are entirely different! Dogs would get pancreatitis instantly with the amount of fat in our diet. We can't handle the bacteria in dog food Grass Bro I been feeding my dog for the longest twinkies and donut holes every Tuesday and McDonald's bicnac every Thursday cus I get the bogo deal. He chillin

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I heart being a reply guy

Amely Here's a concise comment you could use: "It's concerning that full benefits are being delayed while legal battles continue. Millions of people rely on this support, and timely access is crucial." If you want, I can also draft 2-3 alternative versions that are punchy and neutral. Do you want me to do that?

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i could post my striking political commentary but i’m sure y’all would rather just see hole. well newsflash buddy i’m not for sale

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Uuuh... Buzz? We missed the asshole Were not aiming for the asshole

ai trump just dumped a bucket of SHIT on my head!!! He had better pay for my dry cleaning!!! 😡

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in case you were unaware

all my apes 40% drop

it’s cool how our neighbors are literally being disappeared by the government and we’re supposed to act like taylor swift’s new album is the most important thing in the universe
fascism is both ultra-violent and artistically sycophantic, both internally and externally — the antithesis to renaissance

i’m gonna be honest - I really didn’t think anything else to come out of israel would shock me. but hearing greta thunberg say that they threatened to gas her felt so sick and twisted so as to be completely unconscionable. we’re living in a simulacrum of the third reich, but this time it’s global

he doesn’t acknowledge it but when pressed says “look i don’t know what you guys want from me - I never had another dog.” and then bans anyone who posts a pic of him with the old dog

man don’t make me make a fucking mastadon account bro i’m gonna get flamed. come on guys we gotta band together and make a non cringey social media please i’m on my knees here guy

how do you combat propaganda when anyone just make fake shit and people will defend it to their dying breath. like it’s not even an issue of media literacy anymore, it’s become “yeah you fell for an AI generated video” and there’s kinda no fixing it - because they aren’t just dumb, they’re obstinate

buzzword soup from the “greatest nation on earth.” if only our downfall was cool - like an underdog story. instead it’s just the slow, grinding, meaningless death spiral of capital that was predicted literally 200 years ago.

it’s so cool we get to live in a hellscape perpetuated by onlyfans users.

what do liberals mean when they say “accountability” because they seem to think it’s conditional? Or unobtrusive? I really don’t get it tbh Why can’t we hold Kamala to account? Why can’t we place proper responsibility where it lies? What is the point of this notion of accountability sans punishment?

“it is the responsibility of users to guarantee the success of a product they have no stakes in” why? why is it not the medium’s responsibility to incentivize me to use it by promoting good behavior, tolerance, and intra-community exchange? THEY make money selling ads on this trash — we don’t lmao

California Could Pass Ten Bills Supporting LGBTQ+ Rights Into Law—If Gov. Newsom Doesn’t Veto Them Responding to an unprecedented wave of hate against trans communities, California legislators have sent bills supporting queer healthcare and privacy rights to the Governor’s desk. Californians must p...

NEW: California is on the verge of passing nearly a dozen bills supporting queer and trans rights—if Newsom doesn’t veto them.

In our latest, Mady Castigan (@madycast.com) talks to trans people impacted by the bills as well as politicians who wrote them, and explains how you can pressure Newsom.

john pork is interviewed on fox news by jesse watters. headline reads “former antifa member speaks out”

BREAKING: Former ANTIFA President John Pork has joined the BlueSky poster’s strike, “It’s the right thing to do.”

lmao this country is cooked and my only response is “good riddance”

somewhere with group chats 🙄

harassment is when i use social media for its intended purpose