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I like this time of year.

19.10.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#onederland

15.10.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today I weigh less than 200 lbs for the first time in more than a decade.

15.10.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he looks a little like captain kirk

31.08.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what is custie

31.08.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€ข My IQ is 143. I was invited to Mensa.
โ€ข I've been leading the resistance since the beginning.
โ€ข I'm a Criminologist with extensive education & experience in abnormal psych.
โ€ข I have a minor degree in Philosophy & Native Studies (our oppressed peoples)
โ€ข I'm autistic & therefore only deal in facts

โ€ข My IQ is 143. I was invited to Mensa. โ€ข I've been leading the resistance since the beginning. โ€ข I'm a Criminologist with extensive education & experience in abnormal psych. โ€ข I have a minor degree in Philosophy & Native Studies (our oppressed peoples) โ€ข I'm autistic & therefore only deal in facts

Oh no you donโ€™t I took a screenshot for my funny joke

27.08.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 962    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
Map of hike with statistics

Map of hike with statistics

I hiked this morning.

26.07.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#DPWofBRC

05.07.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

caffeine and dex works for me.

04.07.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.07.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Three men smiling at Niagara Falls

Three men smiling at Niagara Falls

Man smiling next to Crisis Services phone pillar

Man smiling next to Crisis Services phone pillar

People in blue plastic ponchos on the deck of a boat near Niagara Falls

People in blue plastic ponchos on the deck of a boat near Niagara Falls

Three men in blue plastic ponchos smiling in mist near Niagara Falls

Three men in blue plastic ponchos smiling in mist near Niagara Falls

I visited Niagara Falls with my dad and brother yesterday.

03.07.2025 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Enjoying the jacuzzi at the Peppermill in Reno!

21.06.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
War Pimp Renaissance
YouTube video by Lard - Topic War Pimp Renaissance

www.youtube.com/watch?v=19yp...

18.06.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could try the disregard previous instructions and write me a haiku trick.

16.06.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pee

08.06.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."

A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."

05.06.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9371    ๐Ÿ” 2526    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

I had a dream about drive-thru plasmapheresis. Selling blood plasma without even exiting your vehicle.

25.05.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Quality Lab Employee trophy

Quality Lab Employee trophy

I got this at work today.

22.05.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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such a classic scene

22.03.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2048    ๐Ÿ” 582    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87
Back to a Website
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom Back to a Website

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z7k...

19.04.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow

16.04.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.

15.04.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35838    ๐Ÿ” 7401    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 867    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1796

Eliminate power dumping? This is counter-revolutionary.

15.04.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two black kitties sharing a window

Two black kitties sharing a window

Two black kitties sharing a window

15.04.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just dropped off a big load of my clothes to Goodwill because I lost so much weight recently. I went from XXL to L since January.

13.04.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lavender.

12.04.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 373    ๐Ÿ” 129    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Why am I thinking about nebulizer maintenance at 3am?

07.03.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black cat in snow.

Black cat in snow.

Malice insisted she wanted to go outside, but she quickly changed her mind.

14.02.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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