Sam Bohanna

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

Christ, the Clinton team had NO IT Security. I'm glad she never became president with that OpSec!

You clown,Klobuchar passed a bill reconciling the bald eagle as the national bird... Really impactful shit

At least Minecraft is interactive. Kids used to be raised by "books" which can be filled with demonic influences, or even smut 🤮

Unironically don't know how Stancil isn't in a position of power in the DNC with takes this dumb.

me at 14: lol the bible has a prohibition on necromancy. superstitious morons. i'm so glad i live in an enlightened age

me at 37: shit i guess you actually gotta hand it to 'em on this one

Next can you interview Teddy Ruxpin and get his thoughts on 9/11?

Seriously disappointing

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jokes on you no one in the homestar runner demographic gets to retire

Would love to touch his name

The resist brainrot is really going a number on people

I mean they were literally in power for the last 4 years! We still wound up here! It's almost like they achieved nothing anyways!

People who treat politics like football get mad as hell when you suggest their team might be the Browns.

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Bort Simpson

Holy shit lol. Check out the post this is in response to.

Voters finally see Dems as standing for something.

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Ain't no rule that says a dog CAN'T be a senator

This must hit so hard if you're dumb as shit

This is literally what people do when they're not left scrambling for survival every hour of every day. They build communities, create things, contribute. Wikipedia isn't an anomaly, it is a distillation of human nature itself

But the hold on funds was illegal as they were already appropriated and... She cut a "deal" with the clowns who illegally withheld the funds.

Seems dumb

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"We don't need socialism. We need public-private partnerships."

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"why are millennials so left leaning compared to every other generation" idk dude maybe it's because every single formative event in our lives has been a disaster directly caused by capitalism and american imperialism but nah it's probably the computer games

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