Phil Russell

A man kneels by a set of dominos increasing in size. The smallest is labelled 'Have I Got News For You' and the largest '23,000 preventable deaths'.

Something like this?

Well I'm no expert in these matters, but have you considered doing something more socially cohesive than stealing jewellery from the desperate?

Corral panic

'Huguenot buy another round or not?'

All hail Elastic Compute Clippy!

Absolutely. I find it hard enough to understand people e.g. looking at the state of the USA and saying 'we want that for the UK', let alone a purportedly left-wing government competing to be the first to make it happen.

To have lived to see batshit racist 1970s National Front bollocks like this become mainstream party policy in 2025 has shocked me to my core.

I'm so sorry it's come to this. I'm going to resist it with everything I've got.

You're not alone.

No W, ay!

I believe the key indicator these days relates to rates of consumption of aquatic avifauna.

Llongyfarchiadau. Oes gen ti rhyw argymhellion?

The Deputy Mayor of Casterbridge

With luck she may kill again

Shurely 'punchable'? - Ed

🙏

I arranged 'Cotswolds Holiday' and got 'Doltishly Woos Cad'.

Well you are a better man than me.

Nora Batty in her hair rollers

'Rollers'

All in the game, yo

If you come for the king, you best not miss

Not now, Baffling Mysterious Radio Waves

Ah apologies. My weak joke about the typo in 'hegemon' has failed to land. I'll get my coat...

Are you calling for a return to Bush-era politics?

A team interrupt their work trip to spend time surfing.

- Open the freezer door Hal

- I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

Cuthbert, Dibble & Grub

I'm surprised he didn't pursue one of the many opportunities in the agricultural, care & hospitality sectors that he worked so hard to create.

Closet Encounters of the Third Kind

Units of measurement have gone woke, I see

And still no nearer an understanding of why you'd deliver a statement outside, in the pouring rain, sans umbrella. No wonder his trousers all ended up too short.

Also 'don't mess with furries'