That game used to make my eyes water so bad
03.01.2026 03:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@vomitinglarry.bsky.social
Hygiene is its own reward This is not my academic account
That game used to make my eyes water so bad
03.01.2026 03:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it time to bring back the Hegelian e-girl conventions again
17.08.2025 00:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I'm eating: Why isn't this a video
If I'm doing anything else: Why isn't this in text format
Aren't these puzzles used to train AI?
15.07.2025 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
13.07.2025 01:39 β π 17755 π 5615 π¬ 189 π 180How about instead of "chicken jockey" we love and respect our friends
13.07.2025 02:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought I had that but it turns out I'm just a biphasic sleeper
09.07.2025 11:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hamburger with sunglasses and frown
09.07.2025 11:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is the Dubai tourism board doing some kind of weird marketing blitz? Apparently we're onto Dubai wraps now which just seem to be kebabs with no vegetables
08.07.2025 10:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IT'S JUST CHOCOLATE WITH PISTACHIO CREAM, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
26.06.2025 23:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You ever just head in to the office and shout "methods of distribution?" at the first person you see?
18.06.2025 05:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Social Media
17.06.2025 10:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Carborn" is a slur
Normalise being born in cars
Crazy how a hundred years ago women would faint if you said rude shit to them
27.05.2025 03:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The greatest trick Mariah Carey ever pulled was convincing the world that Jah Rule can sing
17.05.2025 02:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When Ethan Klein said "vape naysh, y'all", he was actually talking about vaporising the nation of Palestine.
17.05.2025 00:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No it's Exclusive Brethren
14.05.2025 00:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Normalise showing hole at the pub
13.05.2025 02:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bourbon or whisky though
13.05.2025 01:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've always maintained that Pro Wrestling will have characters that fit all their main demographics, so it's great to see that John Cena has gone from his "Linkin Park fan" character from the early 2000s and is pushing forward with his "wrestler that has depression" arc
13.05.2025 01:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus
04.05.2025 02:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you think CPS shows up to people's houses based on malicious calls from strangers then you have rocks in your head.
It took literal months for anything to happen with daddyofive when he was posting weekly videos of literal child abuse. Please think this through.
Possibly the worst option for a hobby if your goal is to avoid right wing brain rot
16.04.2025 18:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do people actually buy aftershave mid flight
07.04.2025 02:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So is this novocaine movie just about a guy with leprosy
06.04.2025 04:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Smegma male
31.03.2025 02:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you both work in media you're not allowed to cum at the same time
30.03.2025 23:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So apparently the new thing among clean-living anti-gmo antivax "just let people get sick" folks is to take methylene blue orally
23.03.2025 08:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It did, especially because it was on after my bedtime
23.03.2025 02:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0