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That game used to make my eyes water so bad

03.01.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it time to bring back the Hegelian e-girl conventions again

17.08.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I'm eating: Why isn't this a video

If I'm doing anything else: Why isn't this in text format

15.07.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aren't these puzzles used to train AI?

15.07.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?

13.07.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 17755    πŸ” 5615    πŸ’¬ 189    πŸ“Œ 180

How about instead of "chicken jockey" we love and respect our friends

13.07.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I had that but it turns out I'm just a biphasic sleeper

09.07.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hamburger with sunglasses and frown

09.07.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the Dubai tourism board doing some kind of weird marketing blitz? Apparently we're onto Dubai wraps now which just seem to be kebabs with no vegetables

08.07.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S JUST CHOCOLATE WITH PISTACHIO CREAM, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

26.06.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever just head in to the office and shout "methods of distribution?" at the first person you see?

18.06.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Social Media

17.06.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Carborn" is a slur

Normalise being born in cars

04.06.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy how a hundred years ago women would faint if you said rude shit to them

27.05.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The greatest trick Mariah Carey ever pulled was convincing the world that Jah Rule can sing

17.05.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Ethan Klein said "vape naysh, y'all", he was actually talking about vaporising the nation of Palestine.

17.05.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No it's Exclusive Brethren

14.05.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normalise showing hole at the pub

13.05.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bourbon or whisky though

13.05.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always maintained that Pro Wrestling will have characters that fit all their main demographics, so it's great to see that John Cena has gone from his "Linkin Park fan" character from the early 2000s and is pushing forward with his "wrestler that has depression" arc

13.05.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus

04.05.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you think CPS shows up to people's houses based on malicious calls from strangers then you have rocks in your head.

It took literal months for anything to happen with daddyofive when he was posting weekly videos of literal child abuse. Please think this through.

17.04.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly the worst option for a hobby if your goal is to avoid right wing brain rot

16.04.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Buttermilk scones Afternoon tea just wouldn't be the same without warm scones straight from the oven

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/butt...

14.04.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do people actually buy aftershave mid flight

07.04.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So is this novocaine movie just about a guy with leprosy

06.04.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smegma male

31.03.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you both work in media you're not allowed to cum at the same time

30.03.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So apparently the new thing among clean-living anti-gmo antivax "just let people get sick" folks is to take methylene blue orally

23.03.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It did, especially because it was on after my bedtime

23.03.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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