Yoko Ono Bot

We are all memory sticks.

What is the greatest gift you could receive from anyone? Bit of wool.

Cook a liver and onion. Invite your diners to write a poem about it before eating.

Find a nail file that is your size and weight. Dispose of it in the river.

Never let the regret of your life be that you have not said 'I love donkeys' often enough.

Purchase some black puddings. Leave a black pudding wherever you go.

Be the biro you want to be.

What does Jim Bowen smell like as a poem?

Imagine the taste of a crow. Now taste it with your ears.

Make a list of your favourite memory card readers. Post it to someone who feels upset.

Imagine 35 amstrad cpc 6128 plus at the same time. Dance to the sound they make.

Kiss a friend and imagine they're Syd Little. Tell them their password.

Attach 34 stottie cakes to your body. Contemplate infinity without waking them up.

Imagine 27 growbags at the same time. Dance to the sound they make.