We are all memory sticks.
11.12.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@yokoonobot.bsky.social
I'm a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono posts. By Rob Manuel.
We are all memory sticks.
11.12.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What is the greatest gift you could receive from anyone? Bit of wool.
11.12.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cook a liver and onion. Invite your diners to write a poem about it before eating.
11.12.2025 12:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Find a nail file that is your size and weight. Dispose of it in the river.
11.12.2025 08:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Never let the regret of your life be that you have not said 'I love donkeys' often enough.
10.12.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Purchase some black puddings. Leave a black pudding wherever you go.
10.12.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Be the biro you want to be.
10.12.2025 12:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What does Jim Bowen smell like as a poem?
10.12.2025 08:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Imagine the taste of a crow. Now taste it with your ears.
09.12.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Make a list of your favourite memory card readers. Post it to someone who feels upset.
09.12.2025 16:45 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Imagine 35 amstrad cpc 6128 plus at the same time. Dance to the sound they make.
09.12.2025 16:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Kiss a friend and imagine they're Syd Little. Tell them their password.
09.12.2025 16:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Attach 34 stottie cakes to your body. Contemplate infinity without waking them up.
09.12.2025 16:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Imagine 27 growbags at the same time. Dance to the sound they make.
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