Silicon Valley finally reinvented Dad’s

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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

Still think we’re not there yet?

It’s infuriating that he can make 50 mistakes for every one someone like Tavares or Nylander makes and never get called out for it.

Goddamn Max Domi sucks!

The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."

honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other

and now for your umpteenth reminder that the best way to fight human trafficking is to support measures that ease poverty and promote affordable housing, not to go hunting for hidden coded messages on the internet

The heat death of the universe has an opportunity to do the funniest thing a bit early right now

This is totally the kinda shit I’d have done when I was supposed to be studying but smoked a bowl instead.

Clown shit

Invest in defence. Defence has only ever been okay. And trade Domi, he’s too much of a liability to be that mid.

I’m putting an unreasonable amount of hope into Woll returning and boosting everyone’s morale.

The fact there was even a whisper of a chance that the Leafs could’ve dealt Marner for Rantanen last season, keeps me up at night.

Has Stoli ever had a run this bad?

Not really interested in chatting with a computer. I would like some trains and subways built though.

Is this ‘Smart brevity’?

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

Mmm… Delicious, delicious words…

I know I’ll almost certainly eat these words but holy shit, the Pittsburgh Penguins are actually good again!

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

[Exit Clown.]

Adrenaline spikes and glucose spikes cancelling each other out.

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

This was as satisfying a way to find out as I could conceive of.

The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.

He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.

How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?

I love how the version of "abuses" we would do is all like "holy shit they'll give everyone rights."

Did you “Dive on in”?