Michael Skeeton

Yearning hardcore right now, tbh

Wanna be the one in his earpiece giving him incorrect responses to (human) social cues

These are the people who are killing parody and satire, because they consistently operate at or beyond self-parody

The famously a-political game that…*checks notes* has a text card about nuclear proliferation at the end of it

“In order to defeat the psychotic misogynists, we have to embody the psychotic misogyny”

No, gay

My dad said the same thing, but replace “meaner” with “gayer”

So it’s not actually free? You have to have insurance and also your premiums go up. That’s extremely deceptive!

Just saw “Gone Girl” for the first time and I’m craving a relationship that strong

“Sure I was trapped for 32 hours, but I had air conditioning for at least 14 of those!”

Tbh, it makes sense to buy a house you “can’t afford,” considering that renters are treated as non-people in America

I’m horny

Damn, I love comments that have the tone of an insult but are actually compliments. Gotta be my favorite genre of comments.

Now you’re just spoiling me

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Respectfully

We’ve been saying “we’re better than this” for a decade, and look what it’s gotten us. They WILL come back to haunt us again.

No, American courts have too much authority there. Also, El Salvador is too friendly to the MAGA crowd. It needs to be Venezuela, sovereign Cuba, Iran, or China.

Nope. Sorry, they crossed the redline. This is too dangerous to allow the courts - who have proven themselves utterly ineffective at stopping these psychos - to fuck up. Indefinite “pre-trial” detention.

Tbh, I don’t think prosecution will work. I think we just drop all sanctions on Venezuela and pay them to imprison the admin indefinitely.

We eliminate all sanctions on Venezuela and pay them to imprison them. Indefinitely, without trial.

No you can’t

The fact that the article uses the phrase “genetically superior embryos” without a hint of irony really shows that it’s just old-fashioned Nazism

Can’t wait for the song “Makin’ Yipee”

Nope

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Grizzled old man

Hostage situation

I’ve left some devastatingly attractive folks on “read” due to dissociation and such

I wish I were in someone’s phone as “Porn Cock.” Best I’ve gotten is “🌶️Mike🔥”