The next Paw Patrol movie should be called “Paw Patrol: Police State” and it should be about a rogue federal agency called “LICE Patrol” filled with mostly masked overweight dachshunds running around asking specific dogs for their dog bones as proof of citizenship.

kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain with the words panic written on it ALT: kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain with the words panic written on it

Capital gains aren't special.
It's littlely just reframed legal bargaining with extra steps for the 21st century peasant and we still live under a technocratic zealot monarchy; we never left the Island!
Get me out of here!
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

I hope this explains transgender specifically, gender dysphoria to people who still might not get it.
This is how most of us feel about gendered language and why some of are sensitive about being dismissed. #transissues

I know the earth maybe just a rock. But the world continues to picks it up everytime to be thrown at the glass atmosphere and lets in something greater than ourselves.

POV You’re a Establishment Democrat:
“Hold up everyone! I have an idea on how to stop those ICE meanies!…
More POV’s from the ICE thug’s point of view! Problem solved!”
Holy crap get me a political office position, some stocks(insider trading included) and I am a happy little tyrant enabler! 💖💖💖

"I am missing you most in the silence between songs on my favourite records. Sometimes it takes so long for the music to start."
– Andrea Gibson

In Phoenix, it's just too hot for ice to form here… #stayoutofmystate

Remember that you are great,
so that you never forget what makes you, you… 🖤💜🫂💜🖤

I hope 2026 treats you the way you treat trans-women 💜🖤💜🖤 #treatpeoplekindly

The Trump administration’s idea to pass laws to ban Gender affirming care for trans youth sounds good to them cause they hate the consent of minors. They’re not okay with teens consenting to hormones but love cutting off intersex babies genitalia cause it makes them uncomfy.

“The reason poverty still exists in the wealthiest country in human history, is not because we can't feed the poor, it’s because we can't satisfy the rich.”

- @jamestalarico.bsky.social

If lobbying is so moral, why can’t I lobby a cop with my own self-financed super PAC to get out of a ticket? Oh wait, they already do that with the courts. It's called bails. Speaking bails, bailouts are available for banks, corporate snakes, and CEO tanks. The system allows morality to be purchased

I think it's fair enough to compare Trump Supporters to Epstein supporters. The main differences between their bases is social class, financial class and time period…

Put all your investments into Crypto and watch the U.S. economy tank and the stock market pop from AI portfolios bursting all of its net worth.
I wanna feel so two-thousand and 8… lol

If investing in capital gains isn't gambling, then drinking wine ‘till you're sloshed should be called praying and be a religious exemption for driving.
We should at least think about what were doing first and try to be honest with ourselves.
Here, we're all alcoholics in the Circle K parking lot…

Listen, if bio essentialist get to break out their eugenics tools and machinery for arguments against trans and intersex people to Congress and the Supreme Court. A reasonable ask in return is that we legislate to bring lobotomy’s back so non of us have to listen to them talk…

Everybody is allowed to have at least one conspiracy theory, and mine is that the Flat Earth theory is one of many theories that are created from one of the three-letter agencies or even another country to sow mistrust in several segments of the worlds population and fracture unity between us…

*their

Do you feel lonely? Don’t, instead try going out for a drive and wave at passing cars on the other side of the median or if you are feeling less anti-social and braver you can wave at the car next to you and even work your way up to complimenting them on there car or tell them “have a good day!”.

Asking to try any other system in the U.S. besides super duper monarchal capitalism and weirdos will screech, point at you while stammering saying “Oh ya! Well you should be homeless, with missing teeth and naked in a barrel with overalls!” while describing the current economic system in the U.S.

Jesus was a super duper capitalist. He said in the Bible that you should invest all your money into Bitcoin, dump all your investments into maxing out your credit cards and tanking your credit score, and also you should try to take over car salesmen jobs and never pay off your car loans and Hustle…

Giving current economic labels to historical systems of biblical periods is objectively dumb, but insanely funny. I just like imagining people believing that Jesus, in his 20’s, was in-person talking to stock portfolio investors in Jerusalem about divesting from cross stocks in 10 years…

You know, the only way I am able to handle Gender Dysphoria is in my head, I think about people who cause it as socially illiterate secret gestapo police in 1940’s Poland and they are trying to fish for my government name and I'm the “degenerate bolsheviks” their looking for…

A better Christian would put “You can still be saved” cards on the windows of every rich person's car with a James 5:1-6 verse stapled to it, instead of sexually harassing LGBTQ+ people in public. Blow off some of that self-righteousness onto others besides vulnerable minorities. 💜

I don't got gambling problems, I’m just a “high-risk stock exchange investor”. 💜

That’s it… I’m deadnaming J.D. Vance!… James Donald Bowman… Huh?.. I… feel nothing… Is this what Transphobes feel when they have to scramble and trip over their shoes laces to say someone’s government name?… Weird…

Do you think if we all start calling Trump gay, the Republicans would finally remove him from Office?… Let’s bring back post-2014 gamer talk if they insist on acting like regressive, petulant children who need to be bullied… #makebullyingacceptableagain

I've had this poem memorized since I was around 13. I never knew that I'd need it at 33. #poetry #politics #learn #antifascist #poem TikTok video by Forrest Valkai

And if you want an audible version, this guy tells it very well! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AkmQsh/

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I love this poem! It’s biting commentary and relevant too today and drenched in lore and atmosphere! 💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤

Stop comparing MAGA to N@zi’s. For multiple reasons. It makes them seem bigger, more popular, and scarier than they really are. They are literally just weebs for the Confederates and we kicked their asses years ago and we can do it again. We are Americans! And Uncle Sam wants YOU for the Union! 🫵🇺🇸🗽