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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

A fake campaign poster for Chris Kluwe for Assembly with the tag line "Rolling Back Prices to 1965 Since 1981."

We can talk about my fee later.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Really loving how posting this from the United States in the year 2025 is a real "glass houses" situation.

Ri Chun-hee wearing an MLB logo baseball hat.

Has anyone thrown their *third* career MLB complete game in the Postseason? Asking for Orioles fans like myself... we need this.

Screenshot from the Wikipedia page for "The Departed" where Scorsese's name has been edited to "PTA" (Paul Thomas Anderson) and the number 5 has been edited to "6." The screenshot reads: The film marked the first time PTA won an Oscar after six previous losses. Many felt that he deserved it years earlier for prior efforts. Some felt he deserved it for his prior nominations and the win was described as a "Lifetime Achievement Award for a lesser film". PTA himself joked that he won because: "This is the first movie I've done with a plot."

Ah, "The Departed." I'm so ready to go full insufferable film school MFA mode this year...

I literally bought a new box of powdered detergent TODAY, so I hope the incredible news is:

POWDERED DETERGENT REMAINS UNDEFEATED

I'm using powdered dishwasher detergent because of you.

He's an Oriole for sure (E3).

Yoda on Eutaw Street wearing an Orioles hat.

2:12am... going back for more first baseman

When he gets hit over the head in his apartment I swear it looks like he is saying "OW" or "OH NO" and the audio is edited out. To be clear: it appears to be an acting choice by Willis that was overruled by Besson.

yeah, there's a typo; but the point is we're all having fun.

Carol Burnett as Miss Hannigan in "Annie," with the weird ass slogan from the David Perdue ad: "totally exonerated, no wrongdoing."

Part of running for office should be applying for SNAP live on television/streaming. It's the perfect test for an aspiring public servant. We could evaluate a candidate's:

- Reading comprehension
- Patience
- Attitude toward service workers
- Attention to detail
- Financial situation

"Mods are asleep" is a great meme, but nobody talks about "mods are awake before everyone else."

Morning affirmation for O's fans: "World Series Game One Winning Pitcher Seranthony Domínguez."

"How do they live like this?"

Baltimore Orioles players celebrate after winning against the Dodgers after breaking Yamamoto's no-hitter with two outs in the bottom of the ninth,

The monkey's paw curls.

Dueling World Series TOOTBLANS.

Catch the fever!!!

Sorry, man; a sportsball is happening.

this is so huge for me omg

Saw a screening last night. I'm very hit-or-miss with Yorgos films and this one was, to me, one of the good ones. It's still very much camera-on-sticks-in-a-corner with extreme eye-line-avoiding shots, but not in an annoying way. Lense choices are normal.

That's right. I've been on a "lion diet" for almost three years now and plan to continue indefinitely, but that doesn't change the math on beef's environmental footprint.

If we want to be honest about the benefits of fatty red meat then we also need to be honest about the cost of getting it.

What exactly do you think "zen" means?

Rhizophagy Cycle: An Oxidative Process in Plants for Nutrient Extraction from Symbiotic Microbes In this paper, we describe a mechanism for the transfer of nutrients from symbiotic microbes (bacteria and fungi) to host plant roots that we term the ‘rhizophagy cycle.’ In the rhizophagy cycle, microbes alternate between a root intracellular ...

Oh it gets wilder than that.

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

Cornfields really challenging the idea of "matter can neither be creating nor destroyed."

While we're on the subject: what the heck is going on with corn? I never understood the "cornfields are creepy" horror movie trope until I drove along the edge of a very tall, very dense cornfield. It's not that I feared getting lost, it's more like *there's no way there's enough soil for all this."

220 yards would be goal-line-to-endline-and-back of an American football field. The weirdness of the 1.5 km run is probably due to a graduated rating scale at which the time is the lowest "satisfactory" level.