Cait

What was your girl dinner? Mine was cheddar cheese, crackers, kimchi, and theoretically a peach, but the toddler ate 95% of that.

Your anecdote about how you once tricked your mom into letting you have the laser background for your school photos is fun until your young waiter asks “laser…background?” 🤔

Then you’re Steve Buscemi with a backwards hat and a skateboard over your shoulder.

Sorry my lunch break went long. Couldn’t leave the restaurant until the beat dropped in In the Air Tonight.

Pharmacies would make a killing if they also sold hot soup.

Me fighting with Microsoft this morning.

Went against every millennial instinct I have and made a phone call that resulted in a better rate than just buying something online.

We have a “papers bin” that everything gets thrown in and then sorted (purged) on a semi-regular basis.

Went to daycare pickup and one baby was bouncing happily on the teacher’s knee. The other was standing on top of a picnic table and power posing. I had to take the scary one home.

We probably said “tape player” most often, followed by VCR.

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The way my baby clapped when Miranda said “that’s all” 💀.

A cousin to “this character is ACTUALLY deeply problematic!”

Yeah. Scar had a whole song about it. Did you watch the movie?

The rains are returning to the PNW. Guess it’s time to take my Easter egg wreath off the front door.

Just forever chasing the high of the Full House at Disney World two-parter.

Owls.

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Got “per my last email”-ed this morning. And, honestly?

I mix up Michelles and Nicholes. No good reason for it; they’re just on the same neuron in my brain.

Put a lock on your gate, hide a key, and tell them they can never go in.

Micro-dosing self care with nano naps. (Playing peekaboo with the baby).

Are we ready to talk about how “Nothing Bundt Cakes” doesn’t really work as a punny business name?

My 11 month old currently insists on being on the couch with me while also wanting to be on the floor.

I also dislike “I love when plans are canceled!”

No. I want to see my friends! I was assuming they wanted to see me. And since I’m a parent, “plans” are hard to come by these days.

Back to back baby illnesses make life extremely difficult and I’m also grateful it’s the biggest problem my family has at the moment.

I call this “Bridgerton has too many ballrooms” based on a review/criticism I read a while back.

I’m not the only one worried about all the time travelers’ passports, right? #Outlander

Time to eat cookie butter directly from the carton with a side of “Scottish” escapism.

Thought the power went out. Nope. The cat just figured out how to turn off the light switch to get me out of the bathtub.

Don’t mind me stillcrying at “Sleepytime” years after its premiere.

Haven’t seen this one yet, but it’s why I love Zoolander and Eurovision.

Is it too late for the Baroness Schraeder or Meredith Blake to be my stepmom? Because a Swiss boarding school sounds like a good deal right now.