Mark Mywerds

His health should be issue number one.
I’m getting a run out the clock vibe.

This is the perfect example of why the rest of the world is laughing the USA. It’s more frightening than funny though.

Any worthy journalist would be looking into Sub sales tomorrow.

Uggh. I hate to brag …

It’s too weird. The way Trump is looking he may not make Christmas. VP MTG?

The early bird special needs to start 6. Nothing spicy.

MAGA is drowning in liberal tears right now. Just when you think you took a step forward he pulls off a huge win like this.

I’m surprised I haven’t heard anyone blaming the shut down on her yet. If she would just pinky swear to protect child rapists this would be over.

I haven’t been this proud of our neighbours to the south in a long time. Don’t stop.

A little humor before bed. G'night bluesky friends

I just want a light sabre. I get that it will never happen and if it did it would be terrible, but I still want one.

Imagining trying to explain this sentence to myself 10 years ago.

Jimmy is working tomorrow. Let’s use that energy to get more journalists hired to cover all the stupid shit right now. Tylenol? Ask some questions. Fight back.

51% are wrong

If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.

That’s called victory. As a human person it pains me to walk by an orange cone and pretend I’m not thinking about it.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

I’m so sick of looking at all those pics of Trump playing and laughing with his grandchildren.

Bluesky has been critical to Democracy Docket's growth and reach. Nate Silver is an idiot.

Nadler, Pillar of Democratic Party’s Old Guard, Will Retire Next Year

NEW: Nadler will not seek re-election, citing the need for a new generation of leaders. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/n...

They’re just showing off. 5 strips of thin bacon. We get it. You have a good job.

Haha! Joke is on that guy because my ex told me herpes just goes away eventually. What an idiot.

He’s just about the cutest dog in the world though.
Think I can get $80?

Ivan is 11 today. I got him a new ball and smoked some chicken for 4 hours because it’s his favourite. He basically told me to shove it and went to bed. He’s now for sale.

Too good. Thank you for the reminder to up my game. I need to do better.

It’s a ceramic orange and white cat meant to look like those weird medieval cats but without any of the fun poses or props because I’m not skilled enough to pull that shit off. He sits with his head tilted and stares into the distance uncertainly with bulbous human eyes.

I finished this b-clay medieval manuscript-inspired cat today. Sent it off to the kiln for a final firing (with clear glaze on the eyes and nose). He’s out of my hands now. Good luck little guy

That thing is fucked up! I’ve never wanted something so bad in my life.

Apparently, no one seems particularly bothered, but for the past few days, Trump has been talking repeatedly about being a dictator.

If Americans don’t want that, the window to stop him is closing quickly.

The “let’s wait and see how this goes” period ended a while ago. Get on this now because they’re moving fast.

He wasn’t in the room.