April McLean

Probably not a great sign that many of us are now clinging to Rilo Kiley as the one good thing about this fucking year, mere days into February.

Fuck yes. Good for you. This matters. 🫶🏼

just fired my new therapist who wouldn't tell me who she voted for. if you're not willing to tell me you voted against a rapist racist nazi felon, you don't get to hear my trauma. long may you suffer

Nobody:
This car: I’m Hey Arnold’s cousin,

Hahaha not YOU EVAN

How do I tell someone there’s a difference between being a people pleaser, and a narcissist who just wants people to like them?

Since you asked

Oh I get it… so Timothée Chalamet is the new Ryan Gosling.

Edging joy by giving my cat 1000 tiny kisses smack dab in the middle of her little head.

Sounds dreamy ☁️

LOL

If I can hear a guy’s British accent when he sings, I immediately skip the song. I don’t need that kind of weird flex in my life.

Today I’m oscillating between feeling melancholy and feeling grateful and THAT is girlhood in a neurotic li’l nutshell.

😂😂😂😂

Everything in the sky is a UFO when I don’t wear my glasses.

LOL I’m just seeing this and I love you

I saw my first Cybertruck today! As it blew through a stop sign with nary a pause. Yes, this actually happened. Yes, I heartily laughed. What's the rush there, champ? Is it gonna drizzle? 🤣

Sitting in my car in the Target parking lot vaping my lungs out before going into work is my love language.

That’s a premium tote. I love a tote with a little pocket.

Literally my office today. It’s a FLEX.

My biggest flex is that I get to work from home. That’s it. Nothing else special about me.

MY NAME IS DRAKE AND IM HERE TO SAY lolol

Truly TRULY nothing better than canceling plans on a Sunday morning in order to fully Sunday the Sunday.

You might know this, but you WISH you were 33, living in your own little beach bungalow, isolating, painting your nails, and watching a heartfelt teen drama.

I just canceled a date by lying and saying I had to babysit, but really, I just deep cleaned my house today and I wanna stay home and hangout in it. 🙃

Indeed it would.

Kinky af

I can feel the way it crumbles in my mouth just by reading this.

Tracy Chapman’s Grammy performance reminds me, at a cellular level, that there IS good in this world.

Great mileage