Sarah Collins 🇨🇦🇬🇧

Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips

Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...

‘Hot Wasps’ Found at Nuclear Facility in South Carolina

Not now, radioactive wasps!

(Gift link.)

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/s...

I will never assimilate. But at least I'm not an asshole.

OMG, I wrote the media release for this one, but you've made it into something truly lovely ❤️

If I had a pound for all the issues ofs has in mind when they think of 'free speech', I would have...two pounds.

Another day, another one of those "free speech at universities is dead!" pieces that's just an excuse to go off on trans people for existing.

Great work as always, UK government!

Love this - most people aren't racist or xenophobic, but you'd never know it from our right-wing media.

AMAZING. ❤️

Live shot of my face: 🤢

As always, this is so relaxing. #euros #euro2025 #engesp

I didn't think I could loathe a government more than the last one, but here we are.

Ugh, she seems nice. Definitely a block.

Grand Canyon was a ‘Goldilocks zone’ for the evolution of early animals A treasure trove of exceptionally preserved early animals from more than half a billion years ago has been discovered in the Grand Canyon, one of the natural world’s most iconic sites.

I always love writing a fossil story. Be grateful that I didn't include a truly unsettling animation of something called a penis worm, which I will never un-see.

www.cam.ac.uk/stories/gran...

Every older sister knows this look. You start practising the moment a younger sibling comes along.

Begging the pop tarts gods to make these available in Canada, because OMG they look amazing.

Heartbroken by the news. I was blessed to be able to cover War Pigs and get your recognition. Ozzy Forever 🤘🏿

This is so relaxing. #EngIta #Euros

Not Theo Huxtable 💔

Holy guacamole!

Not looking promising, is it? #engswe

Very curious to know what you find out!

But yes, the anti-AC attitude here is utterly infuriating (she says after enjoying two comfortable weeks in Canada).

Government Grants for Air Conditioning - Boiler Upgrade Scheme Learn how air conditioning systems that double as heat pumps may qualify for UK grants like the BUS & how we can help you apply and install yours.

Saw this during the great BlueSky AC debate the other day, so, maybe? www.praairconditioning.co.uk/boiler-upgra...

Armed police threatened to arrest Kent protester for holding Palestinian flag Officers accused Laura Murton who also had a sign saying ‘Free Gaza’ of supporting a proscribed organisation

This is abominable and everyone involved in the series of events which led to it, from the Home Office to the police, should be ashamed of themselves.

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This BBC announcer sounds like he's half asleep. #NORITA

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I met a new Cambridge fossil researcher yesterday, and for someone in my job, meeting a fossil researcher and talking to them about weird fossils for an hour is the best possible way to spend a day at work.

It is spectacular that here in the UK our society has become so miserly that we are genuinely talking about the possible arrival of people who literally saved the lives of tons of our literal brothers and sisters and uncles and aunts, as NATO soldiers in Afghanistan, in terms of it being a problem.

Immigrants are humans? Sorry, will never catch on in the UK.