@brighteyeswolf.com.bsky.social
IT nerd, chronic daydreamer, music lover, and video game enthusiast • Low octane NPC energy • Sometimes I talk about whatever is my random hyperfixation of the day • "You think you did it bad? You just haven't seen me doing it first."
Sharpedo over Mudkip... really?
14.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How does it work? Are you minting while shredding solos?
14.10.2025 08:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How often do you feel like you have said something funny or clever, only to read the message later and think, “Damn, this guy is a moron. I wonder who that is… oh wait, it’s me. I’m the guy.”
For me, that happens every other day - mainly on Tuesdays, though.
Huh... www.imdb.com/title/tt7939...
13.10.2025 09:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gamer who doesn't listen to audio logs or read journal entries in games because they respect privacy
13.10.2025 05:41 — 👍 2327 🔁 292 💬 48 📌 11Some sour-ass 70-something-year-old when all they read was the "16-year-old" part.
13.10.2025 09:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Strava should find a job and leave their parents basement, not go public about what it wants to or doesn't want to do. At age 16 I was working at my local McDonalds, had 3 cars, 2nd mortgage, 4th marriage and 37 healthy children.
13.10.2025 09:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I could buy locally made button-up shirts for 30€ each, and they are decent quality and made from natural materials, I would only buy them and never look at anything else.
13.10.2025 09:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As long as they are into it... I mean you are into them... You know what I meant.
10.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jerry, yes!
06.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Half of those are probably @jcsalterego.bsky.social
06.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it's one gust of wind. how much sand could it possibly blast into my eyes
05.10.2025 19:55 — 👍 275 🔁 21 💬 19 📌 0Spelling Be 2025 - Volonteres Needed
01.10.2025 19:11 — 👍 168 🔁 15 💬 27 📌 1You get sick once, you die. No exceptions.
01.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Daily 6:00 PM news in the U.S.
01.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year
01.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 3390 🔁 985 💬 40 📌 16I'm a sewage. Systems are sexy.
01.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Must have been a fellow mouth-breather.
01.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My AFTER DARK collection, worn by @samlakewrites.bsky.social ❤️ (via ark8net on IG)
30.09.2025 21:21 — 👍 156 🔁 19 💬 4 📌 1"eat the rich"? what are the appetizers
24.09.2025 03:31 — 👍 341 🔁 16 💬 56 📌 6god sends his rattliest shopping carts to his strongest soldiers
14.09.2025 15:02 — 👍 869 🔁 95 💬 26 📌 5a potato chips bag clip is an S-tier fidget
08.09.2025 15:16 — 👍 93 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0Funny how, arguably, one of the most diverse countries in existence is desperately trying to become a right-wing monoculture.
09.09.2025 11:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
(inventing knees) and then one day they should sound like violent and sudden firecrackers at the slightest movement
07.09.2025 19:54 — 👍 1010 🔁 109 💬 34 📌 8
u must be tired— rest here for a while :)
08.09.2025 11:03 — 👍 673 🔁 209 💬 1 📌 4taint is like "im stuck between a cock and a fart place"
31.08.2025 05:26 — 👍 71 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 1Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
28.08.2025 03:39 — 👍 19353 🔁 3252 💬 422 📌 125Japan Post has ceased all mail delivery to the US for packages valued over $100. To get around this, a Japanese denim company tells me they'll ship components to US customers one-by-one — fabric, buttons, rivets, a sewing needle, and thread. You then assemble the jeans at home like IKEA furniture.
26.08.2025 18:53 — 👍 9853 🔁 1417 💬 245 📌 146game does bad: layoffs
game does about as expected: layoffs
game does great: layoffs
