Jorge4thletter

On rednote passively getting mandarin and fashion proportion lessons while watching spongebob clips
Wyd

Top 5 funniest jokes OAT:
5. Firefighter wearing an arson shirt
4. Saying “who? Me?” when the only other person in the room asks you something
3. Hijabis coordinating to win best hair at the end of the school year
2. Big chain leash on a little dog
1. A muppet among humans being treated normally

an orangutan is driving a golf cart in a park . ALT: an orangutan is driving a golf cart in a park .

Live footage of me driving to the Transform Into a Simian Apothecary to get the reverse turn-me-into-a-Southeast-Asian-forest-dwelling-ape concoction because my id doesn’t match my face and I can’t get into the bar

My friend with an extra ps3 controller and a lot of games says his butt smells like ass. What should we do. This is an urgent matter please advise. Again this is my friend just to clarify

If you get an immediate emergency blood transfusion, like not even time to refrigerate the blood, do you get that same weird feeling when you sit on a warm toilet seat

If I were an animal the first thing I’d do is post up at a gas station. Imagine a kangaroo or gorilla just loitering on the side of the building. Am I waiting for someone to drop some snacks? Am I trying to bum a ciggy? Only nature knows

When I’m driving DoorDash i like to jiggle every customer’s door handles a lil bit so they know for sure their food is there like an irl notification #CustomerService

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Archaeologists: This is Pharaoh Tutankhamen, an ancient Egyptian king with the most intact tomb to date!
The world: oh shit King Tut what up 🤙🏼

The Wizard of Oz could’ve kept up the act if he casted Door with Lock

What if vampires lied about garlic and tricked us into seasoning ourselves

Report: Big ups to lobby against gravity

Make another but about Frank Ocean this time please (begging)

I would say please don’t make me delusional and relive the DAMN. - NATION. situation again 💀

That guy getting hit in the face with a twisted tea did more for twisted tea than any of their current marketing

El metro Café Tacvba · Re · Song · 1994

Café Tacvba is top 5 OAT

Sorry, Derekoncilable Differences, I can’t talk now. I’m coming up with a fun, new nickname for this person I just met

I’m watching UFC 1 and they were doing literally anything back then. Sumo vs French boxing, hair pulling, someone wearing a single boxing glove. It’s like fight club but everyone knows how to actually fight lol

Report: Bush Gnomes allegedly moving into vacant homes and using squatting laws to qualify for legal street addresses and exclusively vote against public school funding

via Me (gnome truther)

This sucks all I did was pee. I’m going back to apple juice and baja blast

Just drank some water. Waiting for it to kick in

right here (negative)