oh no a ghost

I simply must disagree, Scampi n Lemon nik naks are truly one of the world's greatest crisps. The idea of a cheesey nik nak is completely alien to me

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Feel like this could be a quote on the cover

Curses!

Rutland

a film photo of a covered bridge in Glasgow. The railings have a serpentine curve which draws the eye into the distance, and the photo is full of warm orange tones

a black-and white photo of a jetty on derwent water, in the Lake District. There is a sleepy duck in the foreground, and snow-covered hills in the background

a macro photo of water droplets on a fallen leaf

a photo of a highland cow, with their tongue poking out

I have launched a little print shop with a selection of photos, a mix of film and digital, which I aim to rotate regularly. I’m bad at self-promotion but please take a look:

ko-fi.com/certhia_phot...

Blue wildebeests, or Gnus< with plus signs on them

Also: here's some positive gnus

...good.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Death to Chronos 🫡

When you strip away humanity

All fingers crossed 💙

Mailer that reads: Molly, Seasons may change, but the need for blood is constant.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Geordi,

I understand that it is funny that my name rhymes with dwarf, but I would prefer to change my D&D character to a half-orc.

Worf

Bram Stoker 1847-1912 A PENGUIN SINCE 1979

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

👏👏👏

In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen

Screen shot of Neil Fish posting "your dad shouts at hotels" is an insult the kids at my nephew's school use on each other.

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

@crebecca.bsky.social

Feed me bread instead

If Eze wants Arsenal so badly then I'm honestly not really that bothered about him not coming. Felt weird that we as a fan base started frothing over him given how obvious it was he wanted them

A tweet from pervocracy noting difficulty in maintaining mental health as many coping strategies are based in the idea your anxiety is unwarranted and right now needs extremely warranted but you still gotta water the plants or you'll have fascism AND dead plants

black cat in an awkward seated pose with ears pointed back. he is looking at the ghost that is behind me and a little to the left

a fluffy grey and white cat with another haunted expression, eyes focused on something incorporeal to my right

why do my cats look haunted right now

A drawing of a horse resting among glowing glass mushrooms. The caption reads, "It's okay to be difficult sometimes. Protecting yourself is the correct thing to do."

Congrats on the milestone! Humbly submitting my autognome school of illusion wizard, Duine Periain. He has recent become a hat aficionado.

Ipomoea is glancing down at the iridescent star between her hands, bright and sparkly. She is sitting over a crescent moon frame, her long gown draping over a night sky with more stars hanging from the frame. The bottom frame has iridescent colours and it is decorated with star drops (a fictional flower with four white petals that resemble stars).

It's art raffle time ✨ Thank you so much for 7k followers, that's a huge milestone for me! To celebrate, one winner will receive an Art Nouveau inspired illustration like the example below ✨

RULES
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✨ (Optional) Comment the oc you'd like me to draw

Ends September 9th ✨

behold: a woman