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Latest posts by alethm.bsky.social on Bluesky

Just realized my parents were setting me up to die from SIDS by not taking preventative measures should i ruin thanksgiving

27.11.2024 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rock and roll? More like rock my rolls

27.11.2024 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(walking by a yankee candle in the mall)
Me: I know it smell crazy in there
Gf: what
Me: uhm hey buy me a wetzels

22.11.2024 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lets bring back saying β€œi’ll pray for you” sarcastically

23.11.2024 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MyFitnessPal when I logged my lunch from Dairy Queen

22.11.2024 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

Being midwestern is the American version of being british

23.11.2024 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

need new ceechyna like i need water

18.11.2024 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if i were a singer snd i saw that i had to sing with christina aguilera i think id just go ahead and kms bc dat bitch dont ever shut up

19.11.2024 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had the app for like 2 business days bestie

19.11.2024 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BITCH WE BACKKKKKK EOOWWW

19.11.2024 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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