Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️

I wonder what tonight will bring… maybe sleep, likely yet more thinking time.
Maybe this will be the night I vanish from here in a poof of sparkly dust.
Or turn into a bat.

Oh this is a new game I am going to have to play with my daughter!

Brilliant! 😆

Same here, I get a rush of them every now and then

If it was you handling them it wouldn’t have taken more than 5 mins 🤭

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Please send me your transcript”

That looks good, it really suits you ☺️

Those photos tell a short story, start with the smiley one, put the run total next, then finish with the pained one! 😆

😆 that is what sons are for!

Have you tried finding someone who knows how to use those tools? 🤭

Tell him shove his doo-dah in a mousetrap!!

I have also been laying down 😆

And it hasn’t changed, same people, same families that have been hunting for years, pass it down to their kids etc. Trail hunting is bollox.

That delights me!! 😆

Yep I cannot get into summer Olympics, I get fed up of hearing about them by the time it’s on!

Although I haven’t been watching it, I do like the Winter Olympics.

Id love to do the skeleton bob

“Another photo? 🙄”

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#caturday

😆 that is usually my default, I was-and still am, like that with Go Compare because of the stupid advert.
But with the Pepto I’m “hmm that might be good to keep in the cabinet, it treats all those things”

I have seen his face ‘about’ if that makes sense, he looks familiar

🤭🤭 that song is often my earworm

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Vampire is possible, just not one with a taste for blood? Nope definitely not youthful, well in mind I am but not body. Black pudding is bleurgh, but otherwise I do like a black sausage 🤭

It hasn’t made much difference to mine but it was the last one in the pack

Ugh I touched the screen!!!! Ugh ugh ugh!!

Nope too sensible, I need questionable ones, that would make most people raise an eyebrow.

50 years here, although I have recently decided my life is too sedate and I need to make choices that are more questionable.

Parent tip - when yours leave home, don’t let them “store stuff in your loft as you have more room”, they will not retrieve it until forced to!

You have made a *wise choice following me

*you will regret it 😆

That’s great ☺️ I’m glad you got a decent night.

I drank an entire bottle of wine and took a magnesium supplement, brain was still wired.

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a bottle of food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

I don’t have much choice as I have to move by the beginning of April 😬
Existing, I can very much relate ❤️❤️

I’ll start packing now for Shropshire!

Morning Grumps, my plans are wild, sorting through my cupboards and thinking “why the hell do I have this?”. Then adding it to the ever-growing piles of ‘charity’ and ‘tip’.