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DISTRACK ON LUTI #HIGHDIVSPLATOON #COMPSPLATOON

I think I got legit the funniest possible outcome lmao

cya in d9 losers lmao

I think this system could be refined, I dont think it's a bad idea, it just needs a little more for me to see it being fully realized as something that is fully good for the community

"feeding is just diving without intention"

- Sun Tzu (probably)

basically any subset of dive specialist would be entirely gutted by this, and frankly I know how this scene works and would rather avoid being verbally abused for my best playstyle being so atypical. I could see it for the wider community, but it would be wholly unproductive for somebody like me

I think I would've seen the vision a lot more back when I was playing more standard, but tbh I think I would outright refuse to participate in that kind of SQ system. I play tri-stringer like a tetra due to its low endlag, there isnt a role I *could* select that wouldnt be throwing to everyone else

man... I hope eeltail is back in rotation today 🥺🥺😔 - statements said by the utterly deranged (me)

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this is so sad... alexa, play krakencito

I think genuinely the most terrifying thing this patch is a regular blaster with aura... legit what do you do abt that lmao

last season LUTI was kind of a train wreck for the team I was on, so this season, while I'm still playing, we're very much playing for the vibes tbh. I think it'll be an interesting experience it more lighy-heartedly, tho also I feel bad for the TOs trying to seed us ;w;

erm... gulp

stealth nerf? wdym nerf? that's a buff huh?

open...

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Cooler High was before its time 😔

@v0rtex-spl.bsky.social @hspl.bsky.social @tdemolaw.bsky.social

did you know that an $8 pawjob is a $5 pawjob

none of us have QR

did you know that going fast and surprising them isnt an effective strategy to win games against competent opponents?

#highdivsplatoon

to bag or not to bag... that is the question

(I'm learning to use bagging as a strat when I dont really have a target yet but I have a spot I want to piss them off with my downtime lmao)

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the worst part of becoming a hyperdive player is that you can never go back... I try to play with my standard friends and I feel like I'm dying inside and that nobody is doing anything... hyperdive feels like a drug the way I crash after the high of a good game... I love it tho

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omg i had to dc to get it how the hell are ppl that low so bad ;w;

not my ass trying to actively throw my X games cuz I went to tentatek and realized "wait I want cool takoroka badges tho" and so Im trying to make sure I dont get any of the ones I dont have 😭😭

the existence of a painbrush implies the existence of painlings. I think this is what will be discovered in splatoon raiders. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

#highdivsplatoon

i lowk think we need more tower only tournament, this is not at all biased because tower is my best mode, I just think it's really awesome and we should play it more

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the lioness does not concern herself with the gamestate

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off-meta teams trying to find anybody who will keep scrimming them after they pull out the double clash blaster comp #highdivsplatoon

I may have found the new best way to play tri-color... turf war is saved, I found a way to hdive

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idk how you can look at a weapon with the 3rd longest range in the game, consistent burst paint, movement nearly on par with shooters, 0 white ink frames, a 60 damage shotgun up close, and the ability to spawn 90 damage AoE when you're bored, and decide "yea that's C tier"

(this is about bow)

nothing like getting off work into spending 8 hours playing splatoon with my boywife and trying my hardest to learn more hyperdive secrets through just fucking around with whatever I've observed

#lowdivsplatoon too b/c 1nfa told me to, and I have no other reason

I'm kinda like Yoshi God 2 tbh... Kitty God if you will

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