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But I cannot support a deal that still leaves millions of Americans wondering how they are going to pay for their health care or whether they will be able to afford to get sick.

Homie I'm hittin the F in chat for you 2dmaxx

well called one of my senators to let him know I don't support opening the government on the mere promise that we'll have a vote on The Other Stuff, and I'd like to let the other know but apparently his office doesn't take messages

also he's Kaine (D., VA), the Voice of the Compromise, so

remember when the Roko's Basilisk concept broke nerd-crank containment and someone effortlessly dismissed it as "imagining in the future there'll be a boot of such enormous size that you have to start licking it today"

F hope it is not for sad reasons just inconvenient ones

A dog on a green chair looks imploringly at the camera

B E R E F T (of pats)

Which two other languages though (assuming one is Esperanto)

Plum Angeleno box, 500g Bone cancer €1.69 (€3.38/kg)

i’m going to have to pass on these plums

PIRATE WARLOCK: okay so I cast thunderclap
PARTY: haha you idiot that's a trivial con save and we mostly make it, oh no there goes a little temp HP
EVERY PIRATE IN THE FORT: wait that's the signal! we're under attack!
WARLOCK: 😏
PARTY ROGUE: so I'm going to knife you to death now
WARLOCK: yeah fair

TOWN GUARDS: well uh this certainly is a pile of unconscious bodies, are you... sure... they are pirates...
PALADIN: tell 'em what you told us
PIRATES: please don't hurt us anymore
PALADIN: no the thing about being pirates
PIRATES: yes we're pirates we're totally pirates stop hitting us
GUARDS: neat

... and then a sparrow just RIPS the door off its hinges and throws it across the room, and just like that the ringleader, who had his own special token for the fight, collapses in a puddle of blood and teeth

A bunch of rat pirates taking a conference about what they'll do about these adventurers, when suddenly an axolotl KICKS the door and fires three nonlethal rounds, then a moth KICKS the door again and grabs a crumpled bodies to throw, then a kitsune KICKS the door again three more rounds go off

A picture of a Nintendo Gamma Boy. It's kind of a geiger counter but looks just like a nintendo Game Boy. It has a Select, Start, and a knob to select options, and a Beta and Alpha button in that reddish pink. On screen is a little needle showing up to about 3.6 roentgen. to the left of the screen is a Battery and a Drop & Run indicator.

Nintendo Gamma Boy

While I like that I have successfully bamboozled my wife into accepting the name of the feral cocktail I made with pumpkin spice liqueur "Halloween Drink", I wish I had been brave enough to go with "Halloween Fluid"

This had better not get expensive. @mmasnick.bsky.social

www.trumpcancelledmyflight.com

side note but “regarding Dilexi te, here are my complaints about migrants” is like showing up to Thanksgiving dinner to tell your mom that you never liked turkey anyway. okay but what did you think this dinner would involve.

I've sent my top man for the job

A comic about it being Lucy’s birthday, which is November 7th. It references the current drama happening in the chapter Line In The Sand, where Mike is at his lowest. Panel 1 Narrator: Happy birthday, Lucy! Lucy, clasping her hands together while wearing a party hat: Yay! Panel 2 Lucy, smiling talking to me: Thank you for torturing Mike! Me, drawing on my tablet: No worries Panel 3 Me, without missing a beat: You’re next Lucy: Haha what

It’s Lucy’s birthday!

#ocsky #bittersweetcandybowl #bcbart

ancient problems require ancient solutions

btw it would be irrational to rob women of the right to vote because they’re intelligent and free and they contribute to the common good of the societies they’re in. So if you want to be sinful and wrong and ruin present goods, go for it, but I don’t recommend it.

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

It absolutely wasn't, I just wanted to use a fancy word

The question is now if you or Jairo will fall to the siren song of your very own cardboard vessel first

In retrospect it was a little silly of me to silo off my own group of donators and not link directly to it! At this point, the number of donations to the team altogether exceed my match, so it makes sense for me to cough it up

Feel free to donate anyway, food banks can always use the bones.

Every new Protoman song drop now I'm like hmm this is fine I guess but do I like it as much as the last one I became monomaniacally obsessed about

and then I become monomaniacally obsessed with this one

they can't keep getting away with this

I don't know what the bottom number is where you have the moral responsibility to refuse, fwiw, and I'm sure my self-interest could argue me into some gross answers.

Somebody says, we want to compensate you with one trillion dollars, you say, my brother what are you doing? I am only a man like yourself.

Contra ghostbusters, I think you do kind of have a moral responsibility to, when somebody asks if you are a god, to answer unambiguously in the negative

His full quote adds the context that the style is indicative of a claim that lacks sources or facts, but *damn* they want to present the claim anyway