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well it finally happened, for the first time in 17 years of living in new york: a pigeon just flew into my head

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...

Fair.

No, I don’t plan to run for elected office. Why do you ask?

Costco: either you're out of luck, or they have 10,000 of the thing you like

Ghislaine Maxwell, in DOJ interview, said nothing that would be harmful to Trump: Sources During her interview with the DOJ last month, former Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell said nothing that would be harmful to President Trump, sources say.

ABC confirms that Trump defense attorney Todd Blanche got Ghislaine to perform like a trained seal and then promptly moved her to comfier digs where sex traffickers aren't supposed to live.

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An image showing some of our feline who really need your help and they can't work for themselves it's you to help them

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#cats #catsky

I am black panther… 😊

a comic panel, a dark night, a woman running through the woods saying "dick--oh, dick! I must--get--dick! (pant, pant) I MUST!"

we've all been there, girl

i dont like going to the
doctors or dentists cuz
theyre always saying
numbers at me like im
supposed to know what
they mean like oh youre
120 over 80 or oh your 13
looks a lil bad or hey stop
going number 2 in here

it's wild to me that dudes walk around with pictures of their dick on their phone. are you worried you're gonna forget what it looks like

First day back to work after vacation and I really think I should’ve tried harder to be a trophy wife when I was young.

I've wanted to make a Batman/Green Arrow/The Question comic since I was literally a teenager. GA was my favorite character growing up. The Denny O'Neil/Denys Cowan Question book made a huge impact on me. I'm also really enjoying getting back to making comics! ARCADIA issue 1 is out in November.

"still punk as fuck" I say as I set up my drums at this wedding venue to play soft rock songs from the 70's 80s 90s and now.

This is real I shit you not

Kitty is to scared to jump down so the dude uses an old trick… 😊
🐱🥰

I don't think they did it, do you? 🤔

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IG|drclairestevens

a black and white dog sits on a throne of gray pillows and glares at the camera. his black ears have what would otherwise be cute floppy tips, but we fear they’re mostly just judgemental.

an adoption portrait of Igor with his forever family. the two humans are smiling, the second dog looks unamused, and Igor is sizing up his new sibling and possibly their willingness to join his schemes.

a screenshot of the first half of Igor’s brutally honest adoption bio from Renegade Paws Rescue, describing him as “a cursed Victorian child masquerading as a 10lb stuffed animal” and a “sentient middle finger wrapped in a cloud of fur.” It says he “materializes in doorways and stares at corners,” “knows exactly what you did,” and “wants your ex-boyfriend’s head on a platter.”

a screenshot of the second half of Igor’s brutally honest adoption bio from Renegade Paws Rescue, explaining that he will only be “satisfied when he’s cursed the bloodline of your enemies.” they say he “is not a good boy, Igor is an experience” and invites brave adopters to “apply to enter into a legally binding relationship with a fluff-coated poltergeist.”

This is Igor, but you may know him better as "a sentient middle finger wrapped in a cloud of fur." He went viral last month when his rescue posted a brutally honest adoption bio about him. And it worked! He found a perfect (and very brave) forever family. 14/10 congratulations little guy

Zero traction, no regrets #cats

What is required for someone to be an American? 30% of Republicans say being White is very or somewhat important. www.pbump.net/o/what-makes...

A painting of a bird next to the words "mother fucker what the fuck"

I like to refer to my husband as "my current husband" just to keep him on his toes.

This restaurant is incredibly delicious and never busy, kinda like my vagina

He will take himself down with his blabber-mouth.

Hear me out: deep fried spaghetti

There is no cellophane in the wild. So, how do cats and dogs instinctively know that we have food when they hear it crinkle? 🤔

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[clown arriving at a restaurant]

*dozens of valets climb into his car*

Everybody Hurts… Sometimes, Charlie Brown