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President Trump doesn’t get enough credit for ending the war between Azerbaijan and Acetaminophen

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glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

Come to Clover Kiss this weekend for our interactive Saw experience!

My mother never met a green vegetable that she couldn’t cook to a mushy pulp.

lookin for love in Alderaan places.

Lil’ Man just loves bacon

Please help! Urgent ⚠️ ⚠️ 🚨 🔊 📢 9 dogs will be killed on the 10th, if they don't get homes @olbermann.bsky.social @aspca.org @jazzzzzy.bsky.social please share and help anyway you can. Thank you

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

nobody has said BOOBS in awhile
so
boobies

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Update from the war zone in Portland.

A Siamese cat lounging in a hammock looking at the camera

Call can’t help being adorable. #CatsOfBluesky #Rescuecat

A sugary breakfast food, shaped in the form of the outer mound and lips of the female form. A white, creamy, glaze has been poured over the top. Definitely eating this.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Twatwaffle Tuesday.

There it is

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Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

There are so many cool guys in this morgue

There is no one more self-righteous than a cornered right-wing crook.

my 9 year old daughter & i were watching 4 hummingbirds fighting over the feeder outside when she turned to me & said, “their names are jerry, elaine, george & kramer because they clearly don’t care about anyone but themselves,” & that was when a single tear rolled down my cheek.

We're pleased to announce that Rod Stewart has dropped the lawsuit.

The Bengals are trading for Joe Flacco, per me and
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Just a wild turn of events. Cincy has been calling around for 48 hours. Now turn to Joe Flacco to keep their playoff hopes alive. A stunner.

Can’t right now, someone at work did something stupid: a novel

ME: anything?
PROSTITUTE: anything

*an hour later*

PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick

I Ain’t Even Done With the Night, Charlie Brown

This is what’s happening now just opposite the Maroon Bells near Aspen, CO.

#colorado #aspentrees #aspen #autumn #autumnvibes #landscapephotography #mountains #mountain #tree #trees #photographersofbluesky #vista #scenic #scenery #naturelovers #naturephotography #travel #nature #video #fall #leaves

What a great day to leave this shitty town

Today's tshirt

A serf carrying royalty.

"Take me to the buffet table."