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Cats confirm all fights to take place between 2am and 5am buff.ly/l2fxlLr

Tonight's the night! And as The Guardian says: 'THIS IS HOW TO DO TRUE CRIME.'
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This is disgraceful! Which idiot encouraged people to vote for the Brexit that made this inevitable?

Another really bad policy to add to their idiotic ideology. 🙄😟

Wearing these antlers fills me with shame, dog confesses buff.ly/56WMhnS

Cat fuming that his name was on family Christmas card buff.ly/28Rw7Ll

"Well, I shouldn't really, Mr Moon, what with me being on duty. Still, I imagine one won't hurt..."

Fox hunting branded ‘barbaric’ as Dorset ranked second highest county for cub hunts An MP has described fox hunting as 'cruel' and 'barbaric', as new figures reveal Dorset is the second highest county for the hunting of cubs.

Good to see MPs speaking out against hunting!

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Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.

All good, except I'd have the prawns shelled first. 😋

"Hunts love their hounds"... Footage: North London Hunt Sabs

Cat wants open relationship buff.ly/ccm3mmn

WHENEVER I get a taxi of late, the driver usually asks me which route to take. Isn't that their job? Come on, cabbies. Stop shirking your responsibilities and get back to the noble tradition of ripping us off with fraudulent, meandering detours like in the good old days. Matthew Alford, Bath

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Swindon 18-year-old would have hired dwarves for Mafia-themed birthday party if he could buff.ly/ZXVeLoB

Jack Russell demands to be referred to as a ‘short king’ buff.ly/IsNFv5n

Crufts winners don’t look like that in real life, say bitter ordinary dogs buff.ly/RahXwdB

I wouldn't mind, I'd have one in any colour!

That's stunning too!👍🏻😍

A thing of beauty 😍!

Vladimir Putin hospitalised following dangerously prolonged laughing fit Russian President Vladimir Putin has been taken to the Botkin Hospital in Moscow and remains in intensive care after a prolonged laughing fit him her clinging to life earlier today.

NEWS! Vladimir Putin hospitalised following dangerously prolonged laughing fit

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YouTube video by MSPpedia Manic Street Preachers - BBC1 Top Of The Pops - 30/01/1992

📆[30/01/1992] On This Day Manic Street Preachers made their debut on the BBC's Top Of The Pops with You Love Us.

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Let's be clear - Reform's policies would be the final nail in the coffin for the NHS. Call To Action

Let’s be clear- Reform’s policies would be the final nail in the coffin for the NHS 🚨

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Don’t forget chaps, a bag of porridge can feed a family for a week and perhaps cut back on take away coffees, avocados and Netflix 😉

'It's a smash and grab raid on the constitution': The last of the hereditary peers Sir Keir Starmer says the right to sit in the Lords by birth is "indefensible" and his government has started the process to end it.

Prime Minister Keir Starmer says the right to sit in the House of Lords by birth is "indefensible" and his government has started the process to end it👏

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