TJ Farrell

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"

I hadn't paid attention to Lacuna in a while and then saw them on tour a few years ago. Sounded great. And I am convinced Cristina is a vampire because she doesn't look like she has aged in 20 years.

The dumb MAGA guy i work with believes that James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine are also reuniting at the show too. I fear the internet was a mistake

If there's anything in the world that should keep Americans from being arrogant and obnoxious it's the fact that our entire Constitutional Order was destroyed by a pants-shitting imbecile in the space of a year.

She moved TOWARD him. Went right at him.

She’s braver and stronger than every single MFer in power right now. Every single MFer playing dress-up in an ICE costume. Every single MFer who would call her less than or inferior.

Just as all of America had hoped, the New England Patriots will be returning to the Super Bowl this year.

Drake Maye is the second youngest QB to start a Super Bowl at 23 years of age. Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is 24

My 14 year old son didn't understand why I was laughing, then he googled it while I was pumping gas. We had a weird conversation after.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social any idea why someone would be driving around with this on the side of their minivan?

@drewmagary.bsky.social saw this on a minivan in northern Massachusetts. What good reason is there for this?

thinking about how every celebrity from obama to fucking hawk tuah had something to say about civility and tragedy after charlie kirk was shot. all very quiet now. interesting.

unlikely I get killed by an ice pig but still unsettling to realize that it’s my leading potential cause of death in 2026. I’ve been demographically blessed that death by state violence worker has never been on the table till now. As I’d suspected back in my luckier days: Sucks, bad way to live!

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

YouTube video by Earache Records Napalm Death - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (Dead Kennedys cover) (Official Audio)

Absolutely wild that 'stop killing civilians' is considered a crazy political stance these days.

youtu.be/TdkdR92a7dU?...

The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering.

And yet, they did.

Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.

Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar A baby was hospitalized after being tear gassed by ICE. The family was not illegal, and not even protesting—just driving home from their son's basketball game. This can't be reformed. Time to abolish ICE.

Every Dem should be saying it

they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it

Don't forget about Robby Roadsteamer too, lead singer of the legendary band Sweatpant Boners

Jim Davis quote - “Today, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

Bloody lips lead to championships 👀

Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear. Text reads: Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are. Big Dweebs Walking Nutsacks LOSERS Turd-eating Bitch Boys Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

Tanahashi chugging Guiness at the Old Court after?

So Netflix killed what sounds like an amazing Prince documentary just so his estate would approve two needle drops in the Stranger Things finale?

Agreed, no email today.

Happy Pride month. Fuck bigots. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇲