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Love is blind is … pure evil.

Madison: I’m heart broken. You’re tearing me apart. We will never kiss again

Joe:

Elect is a strong word 😬

I can’t stop thinking about how the Access Hollywood tape came out before the election even happened, yet suddenly we have people concerned that the President might have lied about being a sexual predator who were totally fine with it when he told the truth about being a sexual predator

very grim

lol Elon and Trump eating each other alive

When you just went grocery shopping but you want to eat out instead

Omg @davidkrumholtz.bsky.social is SENDING MEEEE in The Studio 🤣🤣 yay! For laughing again 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Well this is so kind of you. Thanks for your support 🩵

Shameless plug? Why yes, yes it is.

Dear Universe, I’d like to be on Season 2 of #thepitt please and thank you

You would have to Birdbox me to watch the #SOTU

Kieran
Such a shinning example of that perfect role that is a perfect fit for an actor. #oscars

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Not us all standing up to Beyoncé about our lack of funds. We really said

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Beyonce!!!!!!

Them: why is everything always about race with you people???
Their leader: race & DEI caused a tragic plane crash where innocent people lost their lives. I have zero proof of this but I’m going to say it

This is the most popular TikTok I have. It is a parody of Jan 6th, the day much of America decided to brush off an insurrection

Hilary Clinton: They are Deplorable
Elon Musk: Hold my Sink 🥴

It ends with receipts 👀

#thanksgiving 🙃

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I’m a Little Tea Pot is Back That A** Up for toddlers. They here those first few notes and they are activated #toddlers

Dear Deodorant Companies,
Deodorant can’t be $10 then the last 1/4 of it is useless because it flew off onto the bathroom ground. You’re doing something so very wrong. Give me my $3 back!