jordan 🩷

i too am taking this very seriously!!!

!!! all the kisses, please!

wowwwww!!! !!! !! (happy birthday!!)

a puppy who has eaten (from posts) so good that it is now nap time

there's never been a defense this insane!!

a sheep locked in horny jail, so close to crashing out

omg hiiiiiii

ya, i have a feeling this is also bc it won last year. no ari nom is a bit wild tho

i am saving time to watch something this week :)

suddenly the horrors are manageable

and i appreciate that about you!

thank you, i will be doing so!

please!! ik you're actually capable of this!

spyro (the cutest baby boy) stewing in guilt. lambchop in the background, laid out (not unrelated)

i can't prove it (yet), but i just know i am going to be sick within the next 3 days

that is my literal only reason for choosing tidal over qobuz

3 likes on that post is frying me rn

cinema's greatest genre maybe

i'd never shut up about it if this is true

beautiful gorgeous photos!! the first two are so inspiring to me in particular

the correct viewing order is dune 2, beautiful boy, marty supreme, then dune 1 (wonka is optional at the beginning or never)

she's just like me fr 😔

exactlyyyy. the only historical accuracy that matters is that zeus is caked up

sketch depictions of sobbing, crying, throwing up, and panicking as symptoms of cuteness overload

duality and a little bit of a lie 😌

fluffy white dog, so close to the camera they're blurry. they need something: you!

this tea is incredible

omg hiiiiiii (nonchalant)

a cat smooshing their face against a monitor. it's still not close enough to admire what's on the screen

not a bottom, but i do have a video of troye singing "i've got a good hotel to fuck you in" saved and favorited

this had to be said!!

weather map a text overlay that's been altered, reading: "jordan 🩷 is forecast to be one of the wettest places in the world over the next 10 days"

nooooooooo

never submitted an application so fast