Tsinder Ash

Idk what is in the air but London has incredibly frenetic bad vibes today, everyone acting nuts, chose a bad day to go into the office

Drag name Marty Supine

Small kings doing for themselves 😔💪

Yeah trousers are not so bad as they’re usually pretty straightforward to get tailored, it’s coats and jackets that’s the pain (I was trying to buy a winter coat, something in my wardrobe I’m currently lacking)

It was a (fairly significant) birthday yesterday

I feel for u x

Tell the fashion industry that! Everything is made for 6ft and overs

Upside is it means I now haven’t spent much money, downside no treats pour moi

The way every item of clothing I bought as a present to myself for Xmas/my upcoming b’day has been to big and had to be returned :( being 5ft 7 is very annoying

traitors is a social experiment for getting together arbitrary groups of british people and asking who they find suspicious, and unsurprisingly the answer is racist as hell

If available but not mandatory I can accept this new ruling

You’ll be the only one! What will
You do

Exactly

well actually so am I but shhhh

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I’m a horrible little London gay

ITV after being created in 1955:

Oh! I have been TOLD

Foreign regions don’t count, that’s a lovely holiday

Enjoy your REGIONS

Oh is it regional gays going home for the holidays day already? It comes around so fast

Well, we made it.
out of office on,
trousers off 🎄

I’ve been saying this the last couple of weeks the vibes are truly off this year

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Would really love to stop waking up 2 hrs before I need to on work days, stupid body do you not know you need 9-10 hrs to function

Everyone is talking about how bad the flu is.

Media & healthcare facilities are pleading with people to get their flu shot.

To stay home when sick.

To wash their hands.

Very few are recommending masks. When we had mask mandates we eliminated an entire flu strain.

Mask up!

:(

Thanks King Ben