"They call me MAGA Mace now"

Who doesn't?

No

Yale

2 skeletons, on left with veins, arteries, lymph nodes as they are in the body; on right with them being represented as straight cables like in the arranged neatly next to each other like in a server room

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

It's a great day to win the AL Central! #GuardsBall

📌Give Mike Johnson credit: He's dependably slimy, dishonest, and grotesque.

a man wearing headphones and a black shirt is smiling in a bedroom . ALT: a man wearing headphones and a black shirt is smiling in a bedroom .

I TOLD YOU TO WRITE ANTI ICE MESSAGES NOT THE WORD ANTI-ICE!

Or, why is the FBI taking the time to mark up bullets after a shooting?

Obama Souls are peak Souls

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

This whole press conference has big “didn’t do the reading but I gotta turn in the assignment” energy.

he's so fucking stupid it hurts

This is so far from the point, but Captain Approachable is once again Doing Populism by not recognizing a word that a normal person has seen hundreds of thousands of times in their life.

Make Tobacco Smoke Enemas Great Again!

ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59

A man in a suit walks across a stadium floor carrying a large wooden cross on wheels. The stands are full of people, a big screen shows musicians performing, and a banner overhead reads “Building a Legacy, Remembering Charlie Kirk.” Fox News logo is in the corner.

Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.

Country with bullet vending machines makes preventing autism a priority Headline by Sarah Amero A country that distributes bullets like they’re chocolate bars has decided that eradicating autism is one of its top priorities, it has been reported.  The USA, where you can p...

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

OLIVER: “I’d argue @disney & Bob Iger need to stand by @jimmykimmel and his staff — history is also going to remember the cowards who knew better. Giving the bully your lunch money doesn’t make him go away, it just makes him come back hungrier each time.” 🎯

Thing about this is that Charlie Kirk *was* a racist transphobic neonazi creep. Also misogynist and antisemitic. He was pure distilled hatred and evil. It's bad that he was shot, but that doesn't mean he was any less of a monster.

Fantastic band!

He absolutely has a shot at 400/400 for his career. Only Barry Bonds has accomplished that...so far

Herd insanity

I think he’s purposely tanking the economy. The ultimate revenge on everyone. He’s wrecking everything good about America, taking what he can to profit for himself, cutting us off from the world, leaving us defenseless, and murdering as many as he can.

The White House's new TikTok account is getting dominated by anti-Trump creators. 96% of the top comments are highly critical of Trump, attacking him on the Epstein files, the economy and everything else
www.instagram.com/p/DOuFWTYDaNw/

The technical term for Trump’s physical appearance this morning is ‘hammered-shite’.

Photoshopped picture of a jar of Miracle Whip, edited to read: "Miraceel Whip." Below that, the un-photoshopped text reads: "The one of a kind taste of creamy mayo and tangy dressing." And let me tell you what, folks: if it were infused with the souciance of eels, then it would really be a "one of a kind" sorta taste. The jar announces itself to be 30 fluid oz, or 887 mL, of DRESSING. Why is it shouting about dressing? Is it trying to shame you for your naked, undressed slices of bread? That sounds puritanical in ways that you might not expect in a tweet about a dude who was a purveyor of whips for the masses. There is a sticker as part of the label that looks a bit like a gold medal with a serrated edge, and it reads "Gold Standard Recipe" which suggests that this is the sort of thing that Williams Jennings Bryan would object to. He's not going to let you spread mankind upon a sandwich of gold. Free silver (eels), baby.

It's time for eels & contract law!

In 1890, Charles Hobbs sued the Massasoit Whip Co. He'd delivered a load of 2k eel skins to the company, but not been paid. Hobbs won, with the court finding that the company's silent acceptance of the shipment constituted purchase of the eels.
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