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wow!
Learned today that I don’t like petunias
31.05.2025 06:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My cat probably has cancer and I am so sad. I don’t know what to do with this
25.05.2025 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just walked by a woman, in Los Angeles, asking a taco truck girl what tacos and burritos are.
15.05.2025 19:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there's a bathroom he thinks hasn't been cleaned in twenty years, for one
11.05.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyway what is up with my neighbors
10.05.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Still thinking about yesterday, when my apartment's contractor told me I have a nice, clean apartment (one of like two clean apartments in the building, he said!) and then started talking about the stuff he's seen in my neighbors' places.
10.05.2025 14:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Got to act 3 in Clair Obscur and all I can think about is how bad Maelle's wig would be if this were adapted into a TV series
09.05.2025 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like there are still plenty of yall around. I’ve had the misfortune of sitting next to most of you!
27.04.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know my attention span is destoryed because the moment I hear that little blip from a tiktok video I am out. I'm slapping my phone to get to the next piece of media. I can't mentally afford that one second tag.
24.04.2025 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every week on The Valley I watch Jax and Brittany reenact a mini version of The Shining and it is harrowing
23.04.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He doesn’t even know how to push open a door that is slightly ajar, and if he ever learns I will love him less
13.04.2025 21:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He works the hell out of the room when I have guests tho
12.04.2025 18:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The way I’m proud of this cat even though he has done nothing with his life
12.04.2025 18:48 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1The way she hates Artpop is understandable but also criminal….
12.04.2025 07:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This Gaga Coachella crowd…prison honey
12.04.2025 07:11 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Jennifer Lopez chows down on a burrito in New Jersey and more star snaps
08.04.2025 14:51 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 2
Got microneedled today
04.04.2025 20:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ya I was just staaaring at those bgs when I saw it
29.03.2025 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is the point of having that many characters in one movie be serious
26.03.2025 21:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Something cool about medical dramas is I discover a new thing to fear every episode.
25.03.2025 04:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This one was for the real perverts
17.03.2025 05:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank u
16.03.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Realized a wardrobe refresh would fix me the moment I decided to start saving money
15.03.2025 18:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shockingly small brained move from Bong
09.03.2025 19:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You’re turning green from the a-dren-a-lon!
07.03.2025 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Killah...I have prayed for days like this
07.03.2025 06:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What exactly is it we’re looking at here
04.03.2025 00:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The number of hunks on this season of Survivor feels like some kind of apology from God. Like, “sorry about the state of the world. Rot your brain and look at all of This”
28.02.2025 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I dare them to go back and watch the old Shrek movies and tell me what’s better
27.02.2025 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The response to this teaser will be my villain origin story
27.02.2025 17:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
