Let him give a long-winded speech and have a William Henry Harrison-style ending

This is technically true. His most loyal of supporters will shoot themselves in the foot if asked

My daughter was born in October. We are doing our best to raise her right

There’s a reason I call them MAGAloids

A world you helped create, Yertle

As awesome as that would be it’s not a federal crime

Between the Chiefs and the Republicans Satan is raking it in

In respect to the 2021 trade with Detroit the Rams won the battle but the Lions won the war

Welp, Kristen is about to be sent to the gulags

I am so grateful for Bluesky. I can’t even do Threads anymore; it’s a thirst trap now

The dog caught the car

The appointment of John Thune gives me a little bit of hope. Not a lot; just a little bit

Is being on TV the only qualification to be a part of the Trump administration?

Apparently MAGAloids are boiling their raw milk to kill bacteria. Wait until they learn about pasteurization

I can’t remember what it was, but the Republicans put up something that Obama initially rejected. He eventually changed his mind, and then Republicans opposed it.

Please don’t wish this into the universe

We drain the swamp only to replace it with worse swamp monsters

A proud graduate of YouTube medical school

MITT ROMNEY IS A SAINT!!!!

Once Bluesky finally takes off, I plan to cancel Facebook, Instagram, and Threads. Fuck Zuck!!!!

My little girl. I’m raising her to be a warrior and to look good doing it