Loudogg

If your church isn’t focused on the redemptive love of Jesus Christ, you’ve lost the plot. This applies both to whacky conservatives and whacky liberals. Seriously: the Gospel is grace and mercy. All the time. ⚓️

Move your body.
Easy on the alcohol.
Make stretching a habit.

Bluesky doesn't mess around apparently

I don't block very many people, so the fact that this user was already blocked and I can't see what nonsense it is really says something.

Whenever someone spits out a bunch of technojargon, current slang, or anything of the like, some derivation of "I know those words but that sign makes no sense."

Feeling like that logo belongs less on a power company payment center sign and more as the profile pic for some weirdo with the caption "NO GODS NO KINGS ONLY MAN"

Feeling like that logo belongs less on a power company payment center sign and more as the profile pic for some weirdo with the caption "NO GOD'S NO KINGS ONLY MAN"

This confused me so hard. Had to Google it during the episode because THAT IS NOT A PANCAKE?!

Otis 4 lyfe.
Danville, VA dogg

They did the same to a fake Sarah Palin when I saw them something years ago and nobody cried.

*shrug

If Rick Moranis doesn't rap about being Darth Helmet in Spaceballs 2 I'm out. Sorry, them's the breaks.

Me but with Stardew

I'll have something other than what she's having

I question the structural integrity of said spiceweasel

You forgot "Everlasting Chonkers" and "Mighty Floof"

Wizard Snails

arctic wolf pupy comic panel 1: an arctic wolf puppy is saying "i don't feel good today" panel 2: the arctic wolf puppy is now holding up a hand mirror and looks into it, arctic wolf pupy says "i don't look good today" panel 3: arctic wolf pupy continues "no consistency, facial features too big, hand drawn with no skill or talent" panel 4: arctic wolf pupy says "i love it, i love myself unconditionally" a love heart has appeared

arctic wolf pupy comic - hand mirror

Peanut butter...pie?

The correct list is
1)Lemon Meringue (key lime is substitutable if topped with meringue)
2) Sour cherry
3) Pecan
4) Chocolate silk (topped with meringue, but whipped cream is acceptable here)
5) Shepherd's

Turtle X-RAY!

Nice

Spock, drinking from my cup.

Get your own damn drink, Spock! #StarTrek #StarTrekDay

This is what my ten year old brain assumed it was for in the first place, so why not?

Copyright stuff, maybe? Even if it's <i>technically</i> allowed, lawyers may have put their feet down just to avoid a fight.

Something something ISP? They're either based in, or have a server farm in Mississippi that's giving you an IP address that's attached to the state. Maybe.

Somebody taught RFKJ that mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell like a week ago and now he won't shut up about it.

Dat ass in panel three tho

Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office

So THAT'S Bowie's secret

I read that as "HorseRockin'" and was OK with that too

Krispy Kreme Challenge Krispy Kreme Challenge, 5 miles race, Raleigh, North Carolina, NC State, Student, Event

Somebody saw the Krispy Kreme challenge and said "Hold my beer."

At least it's sort of for charity. Not actually sponsored by Taco Bell either.

krispykremechallenge.com#intro