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Ugh, sorry! If you want to call them and be passive aggressive they’ll open an “investigation”!

My box got delivered today! Did your stuff come? I called and filed for an “investigation” and miraculously it appeared!

We also have something on that truck, I’m guessing! “Delivery date will be provided soon.”

We put in a 311 request, per DPW’s suggestion. I’m sure Muriel will get right on it!

Oh my god they sold out so fast.

But profit margins!!

What if you had neighbors who would go halfsies..?

They’re doing a US “normies” version this year. There was a casting call that still may be open… if you wanted to apply!

He’s apparently running for mayor of New York now too…. Also if you’re not a housewives fan, we are rooting for Candiace as our local girl.

Tonight? Or tomorrow. I also want them to vote him out immediately just because he sucks.

oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]

This made me audibly laugh while waiting for the green line.

I’ve made several people watch the episode titled “My Presumably Scrotum” in his honor!

That person is unwell. If anything I need more Link and Rascal posts.

a witch is flying through the air with the words `` it 's meeeeeeeee '' . ALT: a witch is flying through the air with the words `` it 's meeeeeeeee '' .

Wicked: For Good marketing going to new extremes.

Preordered this morning!

Because THAT is the reason I think of for why Kevin Spacey would be a villain…

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Our issue was scratching the sides so we got these:

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They’re expensive and bulky, but they have really protected our new couch from chubby cat terrorism.

I will say, the final bosses and section are designed to be tackled at a way lower level than some of the misc stuff on the map. It made the finale kind of anticlimactic to have Lune one shot everybody!

I mean, I do feel like the influx of new tourists will be sad, as hill country was right up their alley. They’ll at least have fuddrucker’s up the block now. Everything else is too ethnic!!

Hey, Hill Country was definitely a place! And now my office needs to find a new inoffensive restaurant walkable for holiday lunch!!

I know. :( I have some art of Mickey’s I really need to get framed!

C.A.T.S.

Screenshots from the Game Changer episode "Second Place" where Brennan Lee Mulligan is saying "we're here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America".

happy presidents day

I would like many less things every waking second of every day.

You haven’t been jamming to “La Vaginoplastia” on the daily?