(not) Cath Kennedy

no one tell them about late night with seth meyers (it's still really good, even tho they cut fred armisen & the 8G band)

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

it's the end of the world as we know it (I feel numb)

weirdo shit aside, a leather bound birthday book for one of your boys is so thoughtful

That's because *medically* "pregnant people" is used to include pregnant girls, but the Trump regime simultaneously wants you to think it's because of transness while they're also advocating for younger and younger pregnancies and marriages.

you can tell the love island producers (rightfully) hate Huda coz her makeup. is. shiny. not glazed donut shiny. bad night the night before shiny.
#loveislandusa

maggie is a bot!

"I am pleased to announce that we are doing a major Tariff Investigation on Furniture coming into the United States. Within the next 50 days, that Investigation will be completed, and Furniture coming from other Countries into the United States will be Tariffed at a Rate yet to be determined. This will bring the Furniture Business back to North Carolina, South Carolina, Michigan, and States all across the Union. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

the people of America cried out "IKEA is too cheap Mr. President! It is too easy for me to find affordable and utilitarian home furniture!" and the President lept into action

THIS

get ariana maddix on lovett or leave it please and thank youuuuuuuuu

I literally have MASH on in the background while I'm playing, it is the MOST soothing until I realize I haven't done any laundry or packed any lunches 🤦‍♀️

I cannot stop playing civilization 6 someone please help I have a LIFE I am neglecting to build stupid little digital cities in ancient Korea 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

"cool"

hey man, same.

got (politically) Activated at the little parents' informational sessions at Mears Middle School this morning 💁‍♀️✨

just yelled at the repeal ranked choice voting kids outside of BOTH entrances of my carrs for the second night in a row. why do they give out-of-state-hire vibes? anti-math anti-women soulless little shits.

he's giving us back to russia, isn't he 🤦‍♀️

THE LITTLE MERMAID WAS A FAIRY TALE ABOUT A FUCKING FISH LADY. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *brain explodes*

MY 17 YEAR OLD BABYSITTER AND THE 42 YEAR OLD STEPMOM OF MY 11 YEAR OLD'S BEST FRIEND BOTH HAVE COMPLAINED TO ME THAT SNAPE IS BLACK IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER. TWO REAL ACTUAL PEOPLE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. IT'S A FANTASY BOOK ABOUT FUCKING WIZARDS. EVERYTHING IS AWFUL.

YouTube video by Warner Bros. Classics Meet Me In St. Louis | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Warner Classics

WE HAVE TO GO BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=CreW...

if this isn't the year to bring back the proper lyrics to "have yourself a merry little christmas"...

seriously though something broke in the world when sinatra changed them & WE HAVE TO GO BACK

IT WAS A WARTIME SONG NOT A CHRISTMAS HAPPINESS

( they're "until then we'll have to muddle somehow")

he was an EXCELLENT mr. knightley

No, you’re thinking of Tulsi GIBBARD, lead singer of DEFCON for Cutie

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

my neighbors got a puppy coz their daughters made a powerpoint presentation 🥹🥹🥹

APPARENTLY IT FLOODED

how am I supposed respond to this? you seem like a real person, but who knows, right? regardless tons of real people are dying every day in Gaza & I'm not sure what I can do about it man, I'm just a random chick in Alaska. I think about you a lot. I cry when I see your starving mothers and babies.

@adn.com why is the airport post office closed with a sticky note on the door that says "due to the current situation closed until further notice"? WHAT IS THE CURRENT SITUATION?

she's maga her family is maga the most surprising thing is that this is surprising.

this is why I have shopped at the gap for 30 years. sure, they partnered with kanye at one point but honestly, it's a comfortingly culturally boring brand.