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Magniloquence and autism guaranteed. Trivia- and pun-tastic. (they/she, her/them)

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Illustration of little mice surrounding a soup pot making soup! The text reads “do not disturb.. I’m busy making soup”

Illustration of little mice surrounding a soup pot making soup! The text reads “do not disturb.. I’m busy making soup”

It’s soup season!
#art

25.09.2025 21:19 — 👍 7092    🔁 2922    💬 58    📌 39
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TB is the world's DEADLIEST infectious disease, claiming 1.25M+ LIVES every year despite being preventable AND curable 🤯 #cdnpoli

Your government needs to hear from YOU! Email your MP today calling on Canada to #LeadOnTB ‼️

Need help getting started? We got you 👇
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11.09.2025 18:15 — 👍 152    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 6

“That’s the whole point — if you got tickets, you aren’t paying attention,” Councillor DeFrancesca told council. “It’s the summer … we got kids running around … and this is the most dangerous time for our pedestrians.”
Exactly.

02.08.2025 20:59 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Even though the speed cameras were effective at slowing drivers down.

"The data shows that the number of infractions decreased in the same area over time, going from 4,482 in the first week to 1,994 in the third week."

02.08.2025 20:58 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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How an anti-porn lobby on payment processors censored thousands of video games | CBC Radio Video game developers are speaking out after thousands of games and other digital artworks were hidden or removed entirely from two popular PC games stores. They say many of the vanished titles were u...

Wow. CBC just covered the Steam / itchio situation. DONT STOP CALLING MASTERCARD, VISA, PAYPAL, STRIPE

www.cbc.ca/radio/day6/s...

31.07.2025 10:52 — 👍 4041    🔁 2414    💬 18    📌 35

I mean, arresting the elected political opposition seems like the sort of regime consolidation move that either really, really works or really, really doesn't, and either way it's bound to be pretty educational.

10.05.2025 19:21 — 👍 244    🔁 75    💬 6    📌 1

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

10.05.2025 16:25 — 👍 14007    🔁 7241    💬 116    📌 205

I've heard Hacksmith is working on a lot of iterations of plasma swords, mostly wired ones, though they made a cordless laser pike last year.

10.05.2025 20:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With all sincerity, Elections Canada is a national treasure.

- Voting typically takes less than 15 minutes
- We make it easy for citizens to vote, without cumbersome registration hurdles
- We have every reason to trust that ballots will be counted fairly, and results reported swiftly

28.04.2025 18:03 — 👍 4652    🔁 985    💬 121    📌 111

Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down ...
Or am I a fool who sits alone talking to the moon?

12.02.2025 12:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
the Project for Awesome 2025 Tiltify is live!

the Project for Awesome 2025 Tiltify is live!

The P4A 2025 Tiltify is LIVE! AMAZING perks are already available, so go check it out! #p4a2025

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11.02.2025 17:16 — 👍 241    🔁 54    💬 4    📌 12
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Waterloo council aims to put land worth $20M into affordable housing project Proposal would see Habitat for Humanity charity get the land for free to develop 1,010 low-cost homes.

"Habitat proposes to put the new homes on a 25-acre parcel beside the RIM Park recreation complex. This includes 698 homes to be owned and 312 homes to be rented. Costs and rents would remain affordable or attainable forever, by legal covenant." Yes, please!

30.01.2025 12:45 — 👍 38    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 1
Nominate a charity to get a P4A 2025 Grant!
Note: to receive grants from the FTDWS/P4A, an organization must be a 501(c)(3) non-profit classification or foreign equivalent classified charity.

Nominate a charity to get a P4A 2025 Grant! Note: to receive grants from the FTDWS/P4A, an organization must be a 501(c)(3) non-profit classification or foreign equivalent classified charity.

The 2025 P4A Video
Submissions will be open from January 25 - February 8, 2025!
50% of donations will go to community-voted organizations featured in these videos. Anyone can make a video, whether you're a fan of a charity or work closely with an organization!

The 2025 P4A Video Submissions will be open from January 25 - February 8, 2025! 50% of donations will go to community-voted organizations featured in these videos. Anyone can make a video, whether you're a fan of a charity or work closely with an organization!

Video Guidelines
• Mention Project for Awesome in the video not just the thumbnail)
• Talk about an organization that's important to you & explain what it does
• Make sure your video looks and sounds clear
• Try not to make your video too long (aim for 2-4 minutes)
• Include a content warning if you're discussing sensitive topics

Video Guidelines • Mention Project for Awesome in the video not just the thumbnail) • Talk about an organization that's important to you & explain what it does • Make sure your video looks and sounds clear • Try not to make your video too long (aim for 2-4 minutes) • Include a content warning if you're discussing sensitive topics

All videos that are submitted by the deadline will be reviewed by the P4A team to make sure they meet our guidelines before going live on our website.
Non-original work, such as plagiarized videos or videos created primarily by Al, will be rejected.

All videos that are submitted by the deadline will be reviewed by the P4A team to make sure they meet our guidelines before going live on our website. Non-original work, such as plagiarized videos or videos created primarily by Al, will be rejected.

Video submissions are OPEN! Make a video about a charity you care about and submit it by Feb 8!

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25.01.2025 17:14 — 👍 180    🔁 47    💬 1    📌 3

Guaranteed that by now the G20 has branched off a separate group chat without him in it

27.01.2025 03:29 — 👍 17948    🔁 1757    💬 341    📌 85
Long-Term Parking Strategy We are developing a Long-Term Parking Strategy to support a more vibrant and walkable downtown. The strategy will be a 20-year visionary guide for a coordinated, strategic approach to parking: operati...

Kitchener has just announced a new Long-Term Parking Strategy "to support a more vibrant and walkable downtown." This is a 20-year plan around parking operations, policy, planning, and financial sustainability.

Survey is open now until January 31! Make your opinions heard! www.engagewr.ca/parking

08.01.2025 16:24 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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OK EVERYBODY am doing a new show!

Ask Hank Anything is an interview show where folks ask me their most burning questions, I do my best to answer them, while learning a bit about each other in the process.

New episodes premiere the last Wednesday of every month youtube.com/complexly

07.01.2025 22:32 — 👍 3125    🔁 159    💬 111    📌 19

It’s #TimeFor5 - it’s time for #Danaher to release that audit! It’s been over a year since they promised to release one ⏰ #Tuberculosis

04.01.2025 16:45 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My classmates were incredulous, but he said, "She wrote the same essay I wrote in fourth-year university!"

So that's the story of how I learned I could write a high-quality essay by procrastinating and skipping class.

It took university and a dying mother to teach me not to do that.

03.12.2024 12:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This teacher had a habit of handing back the two or three highest graded essays at the end of each pile. (The rest of the essays would be in a random order.) He was also a notoriously tough marker.

The next class, the last two essays were 90% and 98.5%.

Guess which one was mine?

03.12.2024 12:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

2. My teacher ended the lecture with saying, "I wrote an essay about this in university titled 'The Snowball Effect'."

Reader, that was the title of my essay I had handed him just before the lecture.

03.12.2024 12:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Two things:
1. I showed up to class with all my essay notes. (I didn't write it wholecloth, I wrote an outline with salient points first.) Partway into the lecture, I stopped taking notes because I had just written all these points last night. I had even printed them out, to reference as I wrote.

03.12.2024 12:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I quit that job in my last year of high school, I kept the bad habit of cutting sleep if I needed more time to work on something. One time, I procrastinated and wrote an essay from 10 pm to 9 am, skipped morning classes to have a nap, then showed up to afternoon classes and handed in the essay.

03.12.2024 12:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I procrastinated in my early teens, but then I replaced the procrastination with working 25 hrs a week, which left not that much time to do homework (3 hrs/week) and write essays (weekend evenings) + all my extracurriculars. This was a bad life lesson, because I learned to function on less sleep.

03.12.2024 12:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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