Four Jabs Janet

Spiral slipmats are back in stock.
Be quick though. I can’t keep up with demand!
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page...

Buy Gail's stuff
It's ace

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Nelson Gabriel.
Susan Horrobin-Carter
Ruth Archer
Helen Archer
Adam Macy
Polly Perks
Jamie Perks

*you'll be saying next that time served in prison doesn't count either 😅
#TheArchers

Jill's lemon drizzle, obvs.
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New series of #GrandDesigns on Channel 4! Here's the bingo card if anyone needs it

Oooooh! Mick talks sense shock.
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I reckon Amber is prime candidate to get sucked in, thru the influencer interior design route, to US-style "trad wife" phenomenon, thence like a boiling frog gradually to realise a farmhouse kitchen table isn't all Emma Bridgewater.
And by then, too late.
Turkey plucking future awaits. #TheArchers

Robert Jenrick holds up a judges wig like a puppet during his speech to the Conservative Party Conference.

We have an independent judiciary in this country. Robert Jenrick wants puppet judges.

The Conservative Party once believed in the rule of law and our shared British values - no longer.

Here's a suggestion (diverting the thread only slightly... 🫢):
Noting that the toxic squash🎃story was a knock-off fm a recent #GQT, I am currently listening to #BeyondBelief... how 'bout George gets the 🔪 extra days, prison faithful get him through the distress, and G converts to islam?
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I was chuffed that Liz (who is working on the national breast screening programme) had some big thoughts after reading my book…

Can you apply service design principles to fix a fragmented NHS? Big thoughts sparked by Hayley Gullen

Had some thoughts after reading @hayleygullen.com's graphic novel about her breast cancer treatment: lizlutgendorff.substack.com/p/can-you-ap...

Same thought.
Dare not google.

So #BBCR4 #Today does a vox pop for broadcast, and in order to get a broad spectrum of views, they go to….
…a North Manchester golf club. 🤔
We hear the voices of mid - elderly (+prob white) men.
And yet more air time promoting R*f*rm ensues.
It’s a real mystery how that happens, isn’t it?

The people (Tories and Reform) who tell you your rights are safe if we leave the ECHR as they’ll replace them with British laws also told you our trade, borders and NHS was safe if we left the EU because they’d negotiate amazing trade deals, take control of our borders and fix the NHS…..

No Friend to This House by Natalie Haynes Find out more about No Friend to This House by Natalie Haynes

Sail with the Argo on an epic quest (and a love story steeped in vengeance) in No Friend to This House, out now:
www.panmacmillan.com/authors/nata...

Paul: “Lily turns off the radio even if someone else is listening to it!”
Listeners: Someone under 30 listens to actual RADIO, and doesn’t even call it a podcast?! 😮😉📻
#TheArchers

I know this is obvious when you think about it but we don’t think about it enough: fascists have to cow & persecute decent journalists to prevent them from reporting exactly what they, the fascists, are doing. Fascist-adjacent ‘journalists’ help by insisting that we shouldn’t call fascists facsists.

I’ve definitely lost some innocence.

#cansky

1/4

Sorry I keep talking about this but I’m genuinely alarmed by the growing narrative that poverty is a cause of racism. First it’s super insulting of people on low incomes. Second it normalises & excuses racist takes. And third it deters real action on racism by shifting the whole focus to economics.

First, purchase 1x pair armpit-high leather falconer's gauntlets....

Queues of people choosing simple/wrong answers over complex/right answers.

Snake oil is addictive.

Great to hear that Karen Carney has been talking about Scheuermann's.
When I was a kid, I thought my name was 'Stand up straight, Janet', and now I'm north of 50 people assume it's osteoporosis.
Go Karen.
You're my favourite now. 💗
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Proper job.
'Ansome.
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Magenta background with colourful rangoli patterns in the corners. Large white and yellow text in the centre reads: “Diwali on the Square. 12 October 2025 | 2–8pm Trafalgar Square.” Smaller text at the bottom reads: “#DiwaliLDN #LondonForEveryone.”

Diwali on the Square returns next weekend.

As division continues to be spread globally, this free, family-friendly, inclusive celebration will once again unite people of all backgrounds in the heart of London.

It’s free and everyone is welcome.

www.london.gov.uk/events/diwal...

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Oh hang on.
It's been a loooong time since that t-shirt went to recycling...
Paul, Ian!, Stella, Pip, Anna Tregorran...?
#TheArchers

Stop
Platforming
Fucking
Farage.

Graphic which reads "Mayor of London / It was predicted to take 193 years to meet legal limits for air pollution in London/ We did it in 9"

I remember being told that it would take 193 years to reach legal limits for nitrogen dioxide.

I decided this was unacceptable.

Thanks to the bold policies we put in place, we've managed to do it in nine years - 184 years earlier than expected.

Right-wing media fluffs Farage for years, to the point where he now leads the polls, and then start whining about Starmer being 'obsessed' when he starts telling some long overdue home truths. It's actually hilarious.

Nick Robinson on #r4today has just asked Chris Mason why Keir Starmer is “banging on about Nigel Farage so much” and I think I can hear the sound of rubble five miles south of here as Broadcasting House noisily collapses up its own arse.