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Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot as Herbie from The Love Bug/Herbie Fully Loaded? hell yes

#fanart
#MLaaTR

i have a domain so might as well use it

turns out it was more like 5 months than 2 time goes fast how are you doing oomb (one of my bollowers (bluesky followers))

opened this for the first time in liek 2 months thinking let's see how it's progressed i scroll 2 beets and i see the most boring ass discourse how do you guys do it

nothing, im just talking about different stuff with different people now

didn't you call me brazillian im gonna block you

Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature

"I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"

how are the oomfs doing in the alternate universe

also my twitter account is something completely different now (sorry to all the ogs) so i guess i could use this as i used to use it back then. don't promise anything

i hopped on only bc someone sent me a bsky link to see but i remembered how cool my pfp and banner is here so i should use this account solely bc of that

me too bro, how is your game going

you were one of the ogs though it's different

thought people were following me because they thought about me turns out theres just some stupid app i am not following a single person in here

Dorothy <3

biyearly beet

monthly beet

i got cosmog surprise it was flan flavored

the best part about having the limited oled deck is i can finally complete the bit

lmaooooo

check out my new pokemon cards

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"How to tell if your toothbrush is being used in a DDoS attack" is a sentence that plunges me into the deepest, darkest infosec despair.

i hate this app

To all the new users coming over from Twitter, allow me to be the first to say, ░M░Y░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

A man stares down at his penis and says "my life has been ruined by my penis tattoo. I haven't had sex in years because no one can bear to look at it! What's more, it's now forever associated with a grooming scandal." The tattoo is Rick Sanchez's face from the Pickle Rick episode of Rick and Morty.

choose your ice cream

you're telling me this app doesnt even have GIF SUPPORT? this app is so useless

on god he just like me fr