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I've been subscribed to CNN Breaking News update emails since the Obama administration but I finally had to unsubscribe today because every breaking news anymore is filled with some Elon-influenced unspeakable horror.

Cool! Do something about it, you spineless fuck

I don't understand how Harris could have lost the election! She said she was honored to have Dick Cheney's endorsement! That's a sure fire way to get Democrats to vote for her!

"bipartisanship"

Fuck off.

yeah

Yup. Trump (the guy who originally wanted the ban, mind you) is now saying he'll grant TikTok a 90 day extension to find a new buyer.

(Nancy Pelosi voice)

"We felt that attempting to win the game would cost us the support of the other team's fans, so in the spirit of compromise and unity, we have kicked the ball into our own goal 37 times."

"Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am The Democrats.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."

I can't think of a metaphor for the incoming presidency than this

When the revolution comes, you will not be spared.

Ahahaha that dude snitched for absolutely nothing.

a skeleton's head (red glowing eyes) diagonally on the screen from the bottom left hand corner, his hand also protruding onto the screen holding a floppy disk labelled 'disk 2'.

axe of rage, disk swap screen, amiga (1989) www.mobygames.com/game/12167/a...

Dude, SAME! My son absolutely loved the first two and tonight we're going to watch the third.

lol
and indeed lmao

T'was the witch of December come stealin.

a person with spikes on their head is holding a glowing object ALT: a person with spikes on their head is holding a glowing object

WE HAVE SUCH FOOTBALL TO SHOW YOU

A stylized picture of a monstrous turkey holding an electric carving knife

#GGMF

Is this the Dusty Rhodes marching band? All those polka dots. #MacysParade

Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in The Junglebook. The image clearly shows Baloo has PAWS

Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in Talespin. The image clearly shows Baloo has HANDS

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

There is some serious ass political drama going on in this Homestar Runner Facebook group I'm in.

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

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