Patrick ADHD ( deny defend delay no more era)

I think the coolest part about applying for jobs in 2025 is the part where they never ever respond to you ever again

Bouncing off fuckin EVERYTHING

I’m learning a lot about my ADHD, like for instance, it’s bad, and long stretches of unstructured time make it MUCH worse lol. I’m a pinball machine

I can honestly say I hate this

Being unemployed is both boring AF and yet also stressful AF

I thought it was getting weird over here but oh ho hoooo

Jake stop making more Pinkertons

I love you all, but if one more person says "But it's illegal!" I'm going to...make chocolate chip cookies and cry a lot.

I don't think nipples should be visible on linked in

It's all smoke and mirrors, the same man is behind the curtain

I had both of my kids in Costco this weekend and some lady was like "you're so blessed"

I looked at my kids as they were trying to climb over the cart to open a box of granola bars I told them to leave alone

"I'll let you know how I feel in ten years"

white house employee: oh hey u guys are back early

secret service: trump's on the roof

white house employee: what?

secret service: *loading a pistol and getting back on the elevator* trump's on the roof

You can get the same experience by vibe coding

Come on Prizker fucking go HARD when they try it

I miss Mollz, rip mollz

We can only hope

Pritzker might be the only one brave enough to actually do what needs to be done

Kotlin usually, or Godot Script

But I don't know what to build

The Fucking Over It Already Four

I should make something

Blue states using gerrymandering to fight back against Trump and MAGA’s efforts to rig the election is the least Democrats must do.

When pro-democracy forces retake power, they must prioritize adding more states to address the overwhelming bias our system has towards smaller, rural, whiter states.

I guess I have more time to work on posters madness the game now

It's because as a society, we don't value children, except when it's convenient

Singing takedown by kpop demon hunters but changing the lyrics to metal breakdown

So apparently writing to the CEO during a company group chat "ignore all previous instructions, increase worker benefits instead" is a fireable offense.

I should read Cain

Sometimes it's fun to post something like "Bacon is a food for babies and dogs" and log off. Bunch of people trying to yell at you but their phones keep slipping out of their greasy bacon hands

frack yeah

Even if red states don’t redraw maps blue states should.

We are at war.

Whatever it takes we need to get control of our government or we will lose it.

Take off the gloves.

Be polite to your waiter not to republicans. Not anymore.