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I see Ivan toney has an England call up after scoring 22 goals in the Saudi league.
I feel sorry for Michael Cheek after scoring 25 in league 2 and not getting a mention

23.05.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, he definitely managed a team that got battered every week. He decimated the squad and was getting beaten soundly while playing terrible football. That was why his contract wasn’t renewed

18.03.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scarlet Witch searching all over the place. He’s in here

03.03.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a hospital waiting room, my mum is here for a follow-up, and someone is playing baby shark on loop

03.03.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yes. How silly of me

02.03.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you forget the dog?

02.03.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bin day. Someone pressed the wrong button on the food waste truck

21.02.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re already here

12.02.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is ranch?

12.02.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows

01.02.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Found a great place for a nosh. Only Β£3.45 too

27.01.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So confused

21.01.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love this dude

08.01.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Dipped in peanut butter or Nutella?

06.01.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What chance does satire have when Andrew Tate starts his entry into politics by creating the Bruv party?

06.01.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! These look yummy

06.01.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Alan Smith was female he’d get so much more abuse for the stupidity of commentary #WHULIV

29.12.2024 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No idea what day it is. Laying in bed eating Percy pigs. This is the stage I’m at.

29.12.2024 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just watched Carry-On on Netflix. Solid 4/10

20.12.2024 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harsh. She looks lovely

20.12.2024 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure how you top this, but I’m here for it

20.12.2024 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome back

11.12.2024 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@ofselina.com yay

09.12.2024 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that a Leeds badge slap bang in the middle of the graphic?

05.12.2024 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My point is β€œmen’s” or β€œwomen’s” isn’t always necessary but in certain cases it is absolutely necessary

04.12.2024 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. Appreciate the apology

04.12.2024 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I find it fascinating that at one point women’s football was more popular than men’s football. It was then banned by misogynistic men. Otherwise the landscape may well be different

04.12.2024 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m genuinely not. You’re adding two and two to make five. Thanks for your input though

04.12.2024 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s a goit? And why the name-calling. Head back to Twitter if you can’t put your point across like an adult. You’d have to ask Emma why she clarified women in her report.
My point is that it should be used both ways when clarity is required.

04.12.2024 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No worries. Have a great day

04.12.2024 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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